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FLUSHING PRECEDENT FUCKFACE Von CLOWNSTICK: FOUR WAYS TO EJECT STEVE BANNON’S CHEW TOY!

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Witless goon Fuckface von Clownstick flashes a thumbs up to imaginary admirers while wandering around the West Wing today, randomly shouting commands to his snickering staff and controller, the twisted freak and neonazi Steve Bannon.

Metrosexual trust fund twit Fuckface Von Clownstick will not see 2018 as Precedent because even fascist dictators have to know how to use a bathroom without causing a crisis. In what, 11 days?, Steve Bannon’s chew toy has managed to expose his administration to multiple impeachable train wrecks and turned the US in a pariah state that makes Chuck Taylor’s Liberia look like Monte Carlo.

We are comforted by the fact that there are bigger, more savage and more diabolical assholes in government and industry than even Bannon and his chew toy, all of which are planning on how to dispatch joy boy. The Chicago Tribune reviewed some of the mechanisms that are available for ejecting a terminally incompetent fuckwit like Von Clownstick.

We review and comment on them here for your edification and to proffer talking points that you can provide to your elected representatives in your hourly phone calls to Congress demanding removal of von Clownstick.

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Monday, Monday

BREAKING OMG NEWS FROM CNN!!!!

Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley of Iowa, who has long been an outspoken critic of President Barack Obama, used scathing language in a tweet Saturday to condemn the president’s remarks about the Supreme Court last week.

Scathing! Language! Why that’s… that’s… that’s Outrageous!

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Speaking of Sacks of Shit

In all the distraction of Breitbart dying, Rush Limbaugh opened his trap yesterday.  After a Georgetown University law student was infamously prevented by Republicans from being the one woman to speak at the opening panel at the hearing on contraception coverage, she spoke at a “counter-hearing” organized by Rep. Nancy Pelosi about the issue.

Apparently that tied Rush’s knickers in a big knot, and on Wednesday he denounced this young woman as a “slut” and “prostitute” for wanting birth control pills covered the same as any other medication by her insurance plan.  Yesterday he called on her to make a sex tape and post it on the Internet to compensate taxpayers for having to cover her pills.

We shall see what insanity spews out of his hole today, but what Nojo said about Breitbart made me realize I can’t wait to speak ill of a dead Rush.

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Fatal Confection at Large in the USA?

Criminally negligent TSA agents seized an alleged cupcake bomb from Massachusetts college lecturer Rebecca Hains on Christmas Eve at a Las Vegas airport and, as of last night, no one at the agency has been able to produce a record of the disposition of the purportedly fatal confection.

No one knows if the alleged cupcake bomb was taken to a remote location and detonated, if it was tested for explosives or if it was possibly mislaid and intercepted by persons unknown with no appreciation of the destructive potential of this alleged ordnance.

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Glenn Beck Looks and Sounds Like an Immense Whining Four-Eyed Maggot

Glenn Beck is a piece of shit, yes, a piece of shit that would gag a maggotSlate columnist Christopher Hitchens was lucid enough this week to point out that Glenn Beck’s weekend tantrum on the mall was expressive of white terror at being overwhelmed by growing populations of non-whites. Hitchens observed of the crowd’s pathetic attempt at rousing solidarity:

The numbers were impressive enough on their own, but the overall effect was large, vague, moist, and undirected: the Waterworld of white self-pity.

White Fright [Slate]

That’s all true but misses the most important aspect of the of the teabagger festival of hate and rage:

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Sean Hannity’s Pet Nazi Convicted for Threatening to Murder Three Jurists

Nazi maggot Turner smiling in front of the courthouse, before the fucking jury convicted this piece of shit Neonazi hatecaster and Sean Hannity fascist circle-jerk partner Hal Turner was convicted Friday of threatening three federal judges who ruled to uphold handgun bans in Chicago and Oak Park, Illinois last year, earning him a sentence of up to 10 years during which Stinque.com hopes this monstrous freak is stomped to death by authentic neonazi murderers.

Two trials were scrubbed last year due to, first, a deadlocked jury and then a mistrial declaration by a judge. Prosecutors accused this freak of writing on his website in June 2009, “Let me be the first to say this plainly: These Judges deserve to be killed.” Accompanying this recommendation for his fans who could read were photographs, phone numbers and work addresses for the judges, clearly targeting data for psychopaths.

A righteously resolute jury took just two hours to convict this monstrous piece of shit of threatening to kill three federal judges. His mommy complained the first amendment had been destroyed by the conviction and his kid had the good fortune of seeing his dad dragged off and will hopefully never have to endure this nazi’s twisted presence again.

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Banketeer Wells Fargo Slammed for Larcenous Scamming of Customers

Wells Fargo Executives Laughing at Customer/Victim and Consider Ripping Out His Kidneys and Selling Them to A Kennel.

Wells Fargo Executives Laugh at Customer/Victim and Whose Been Completely Bankrupted by Engineered Overdraft Fees and Consider Ripping Out His Kidneys and Selling Them to A Kennel When They Can't Get a Broker to Answer the Phone And Sell Them to a Transplant Candidate.

Larcenous scumball financial services racketeer Wells Fargo Bank has been ordered to pay $203 million back to its customers who were victims of an overdraft scheme in which the banketeer engineered its debit clearance protocol specifically to inflict the maximal number of fees possible, turning the bank’s clearance system into a monstrous software mugger programmed to stalk and rob its retail customers.

U.S. District Judge William Alsup of the Northern District of California wrote that he is ordering restitution because Wells Fargo devised “a trap that would escalate a single overdraft into as many as 10 through the gimmick of processing in descending order. It then exploited that trap with a vengeance, racking up hundreds of millions off the backs of the working poor, students and others without the luxury of ample account balances.”

Judge orders Wells Fargo to pay back $203M in fees [Associated Press]

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