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Swing-state Democratic Early-vote Lead Indicates DONNIE GONNA DIE IN ATTICA!

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/10/23/early-voting-numbers-swing-states-431363

Democrats have opened up a yawning gap in early voting over Republicans in six of the most crucial battleground states — but that only begins to tell the story of their advantage heading into Election Day.

In a more worrisome sign for Republicans, Democrats are also turning out more low-frequency and newly registered voters than the GOP, according to internal data shared with POLITICO by Hawkfish, a new Democratic research firm, which was reviewed by Republicans and independent experts.

DIE!, DONNIE!, FUCKING! DIE!

Gasping Half-Pig Half Man Trump in Agony Taking Off His Mask to Prove He Is Invincible Like The Twisted Desperate Man-Toddler He Is!

If you’re not punching him in the face, you’re not paying attention!

 

PRESIDENT PELOSI IS LOOKING MORE LIKELY EVERY HOUR! CNN REPORTS BIG FAT NAZI TRUMP IS ‘HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING’ – AND IT’S NOT PUTIN’S TURGID SCHLONG THAT’S BLOCKING HIS THROAT!

Big Fat Kremlin Call Girl Donald Trump was medevac-ed to Walter Reed Hospital this evening amid reports that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has assured America that Continuity of Government Protocols required to maintain national government during loss of executive communications or incapacitation are ready to assure restoration of a functioning government should Satan take his boy home. 

The White House has of course lied about everything including Big Fat Asshole Trump’s condition, with White House Dr. Sean Conley claiming, “the president remains fatigued but in good spirits.”

CNN chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta reported that White House officials, “have serious concerns about Trump’s condition tonight and his symptoms are worse than those of the First Lady at this point, according to our sources.”

One of Acosta’s sources, a Trump advisor, intoned portentously, fearing loss of his ridiculous felonious meal ticket.

“This is serious,” the source said.

The source described Trump as being “very tired, very fatigued, and having some trouble breathing.”

HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING! 

BIG!

FAT!

INFECTED!

TRUMP!

Can justice be at hand?

 

GINSBERG DEAD! Satanic Cur Trump Considering Charles Manson For Third Seat

3rd December 1993: Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, Ruth Bader Ginsberg. (Photo by Ron Sachs/Consolidated News Pictures/Getty Images)

With Ginsberg gone, Twisted Satanic Cur Trump has a shot at seating the likes of fascist imbeciles Tom Cotton and Ted Cruz on the SCOTUS.

It’s so fucked in every dimension, you can’t even make fun of it

AMERICA! has run from pure evil to twisted steaming wreckage in less than four years!

How we were so weak?

SATANIC! CUR! Donald Trump GUILTY! of Depraved Indifference Murder! AMERICA! Must Not Waste This Moment to Expose the Snarling, Psychopathic Face of REAGANISM!

AMERICA!’s curse, the SATANIC! CUR! Donald Trump admitted to Washington Post editor Bob Woodward that he knowingly and strategically lied to AMERICA! to minimize the deadly threat to life that would menace and kill AMERICA!ns while misguiding them with assurance that CV-19 was no more threatening than the seasonal flu.

Before this is all over, hundreds of thousands of AMERICA!ns will be dead, stacked like cord wood in funeral pyres, their survivors wailing at the senseless carnage and howling for the execution of the monstrous genocidist Donald Trump who sent their families and friends to gruesome deaths for the sake of expediency and an edge on the 2020 elections.

Most all of them would be able to trace their infections to super-spreader events that transpired sometime during and after the period in which criminally insane murderer Donald Trump knowingly misled AMERICA!ns on the deadly consequences of exposing themselves to CV-19, planning orgies of hate (rallies), that would pack his crazed, soon dead and dying, adherents into stadiums and, in Tulsa, removed placards encouraging social distancing from stadium seats before the event.

Trump might has well have just machine gunned 180,000 Americans to death. Maybe he will yet.

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OMB Twit-in-Charge Doesn’t Have the Guts to Dissolve the CDC and Replace It With Eric Trump Because No Guts!

DUH! STUPID FUCKING CUNT!

A real TRUMPFUCKED OMB supremo would demand the CDC be replaced by Eric Trump. ASSHOLE!

President Donald Trump’s budget director stood by proposed budget cuts to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) when it is obvious to really TRUMPFUCKED imbeciles now is the time to replace the CDC with Eric Trump.

Libby rag Salon reported, Russ Vought, the acting director of the White House Office of Management and Budget, told Rep. Matt Cartwright, D-Pa., during a congressional hearing on Tuesday that the administration does not plan on amending its 2021 budget.

That budget proposes reducing Health and Human Services funding by $9.5 billion, in the process cutting $1.2 billion from the CDC’s budget (a reduction of 15%) and eliminating $35 million from the Infection Diseases Rapid Response Reserve Fund.

Clearly it’s time to disband the CDC and have OBAMAPLAGUE! commander Mike Pence leading seances to drive away the evil LIBBY! spirits that are giving people terrible colds!

Insane Cunt in Chief Trump Takes a Can of Construction Marking Paint to His Face and Dresses His Hair With Lacquer

In an apparent terminal mental melt-down, big fat Kremlin call girl Donald Trump has taken to making up his face with a can of construction marker paint and combing his hair with furniture lacquer.

Trump, deeply drugged, walks in slow motion around the White House babbling threats to avenge slights against his royal prerogative to destroy the universe by a growing list of perpetrators that include the parking attendant at the Russell office building that houses the Senate staff and his fourth grade English teacher.

The White House staff have taken to carrying walkie talkies to warn each other of Trump’s movements to avoid encountering him and having to receive his orders to behead someone or to bear his child.

Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney calls these days the ‘Moe! Larry! Cheese! phase’ of the Trump Administration and spends inordinate amounts of time trying to convince staffers to carry their tassels with them at all times.