TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE!
Very strange looking dementia victim Donald Trump claims machine gunning orphanages and convents is a sacrament if he does it, one he and his sons find sexually exciting because only corpses find them attractive.
Big fat twisted Alzheimeroid Donald Trump sent his lawyers to claim he is entitled to machine gun orphanages, maternity hospitals and convents as long as he finds it entertaining – and anyone who disagrees is a commie who hates America whom he could order impaled instantly without trial.
“Yeah, it says so right in the Constitution, right after the part about the 13th Amendment being illegal,” shrieked Donald Trump as his lawyers attempted to get a Thorazine IV into his arm.
His son, Don, Jr., grunted in short, high-pitched squeaks and pulled on his genitals when the lawyers reviewed the bit about impalement, like the sick little freak that he is.
The Daily Beast reported: Judge Florence Y. Pan seemed shocked when the former president’s lawyer asserted that Trump could not be prosecuted for any crime committed during his time in office as long as it has the sheen of an “official act”—merely because he wasn’t impeached for it first.
“And my kids are immune, too, forever. They can eat the flesh of the fallen orphans and nuns I machine gun and not be indicted for cannibalism. In fact, they would qualify for culinary arts degrees, exactly as it says in the Constitution,” said Donald Trump, grinning strangely as the judge.
Judge Florence Y. Pan told Trump she would send him to jail to die in a shit-stained wedding dress as a jailhouse bride but that would be too good for him. Daily Best coverage continues here:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-claims-near-limitless-power-in-dc-immunity-hearing
My hubby had to take an online continuing ed course yesterday to obtain reciprocal licensing to work on a project in Florduh.
I was gobsmacked–they have professional licenses in Florduh?
Based on their worship of Prezinazi AntiChrist and DeathSentence, I thought it was all meth and bath salts huffing while firing their guns in every direction simultaneously in nonstop face-eating cannibal anarchy. Huh.
FDLE is actually a cracker jack operation regarding white collar crime investigations. Lot of connectivity with the university system in Florida and with federal and other state LE departments.
@FlyingChainSaw: Since nothing legal has happened in Florduh in at least the last 40 years, they’ve had plenty of practice!
Hoo boy, I’m guessing now former Tr666p lawyer Abracadabra *did not* get paid upfront in cash, ha ha.
I cannot wait for the Republinazi MAGAt trash to DEMAND that $hitler be allowed to be president from Ru$$ia after he flees to Vladdy’s arms to escape the civil judgements and the criminal trials.
“It don’t say nowhere in the Constitution that Tr666p cain’t rule from Ru$$ia!”
@FlyingChainSaw: Actually, FDLE would be the first to admit it. The state banks on it with ‘sue me to the threshold’ doctrines in law that prevent civil suit awards from including the primary domicile.
@¡Andrew!: Right, the administration’s all star line up:
Pres: Trump
VP: Ted Kaczynski (posthumously)
USAG: Sirhan Sirhan
Sec of Treasury: Semion Mogilevich
Sec of State: David Berkowitz
@FlyingChainSaw: Department of Health & Human Services: Charles Manson
Defense Secretary: Heinrich HimmlerEnvironmental Protection: Timothy McVeigh
@¡Andrew!: Ted Kazinski Sec of Interior
Only the DEAD are extreme enough to serve in DONNIE II’s ‘Home Alone’ Administration
The racist kleptocratic MSM is really gonna have to crank up the bread and circuses now that their hero Prezinazi AntiChrist owes half a billion dollars for fraud and rape.
I pray that’s enough munnie to cause seizures and strokes!
HEEZ OLD BORDERS IMMIGRANTS TRANS HOMOS CARAVANS BLACK PEOPLE
So long, Senatard Glitter-trash. I hope she knows how much everyone H8s her :0)
Gawd hates SIN, specifically Kyrsten SINema.
@¡Andrew!:
She thought three’s company. Nope.
Sen. sENEMA has a career ahead of her in giving designer psychedelic enemas to trust-fund hipsters!
“I dips my fist in the peyote and then I stuff it up yer butt for $1500! You’ll be high for a week!”
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! Sen. sENEMA has a career ahead of her in giving designer psychedelic enemas to trust-fund…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: She thought three's company. Nope.
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! Gawd hates SIN, specifically Kyrsten SINema.
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! So long, Senatard Glitter-trash. I hope she knows how much everyone H8s her :0)
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! The racist kleptocratic MSM is really gonna have to crank up the bread and circuses now that their…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: Ted Kazinski Sec of Interior Only the DEAD are extreme enough to serve in DONNIE…
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FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: Right, the administration's all star line up: Pres: Trump VP: Ted Kaczynski…
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¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! I cannot wait for the Republinazi MAGAt trash to DEMAND that $hitler be allowed to be president…