A famous American radio personality died last week. And we rejoiced.
We didn’t just rejoice. We had fun with his death. We fantasized about it. We added him to our Great American Tour of Ignominy, peeing on graves across the land.
We weren’t alone — “Rest in Piss” became an instantly popular expression. Those souls incapable of the full urinary imagination settled themselves with the thought of dancing on his final resting place.
Great fun was had by all!
And then, surely as night follows day, the scolds came out.
¡ANDREW! • Baby It’s Scolds Outside Congratulations to Prezinazi Tr666p and the fascist GOP Death Cult in bringing home mass murderer…
¡ANDREW! • Baby It’s Scolds Outside @ DElurker, Burial at sea like Osama bin Laden.
DELURKER • Baby It’s Scolds Outside Where is he going to be buried? When I finally get to travel, I might make the point of a visit.
¡ANDREW! • Murder on the American Express And yes, I'm well-aware of how conspiracy-cray cray this all sounds, but as America continues its…
¡ANDREW! • Murder on the American Express @ Manchu, not a chance. Look at 2020 and how Moscow Mitch, Miss Lindsay Gray-uhm, Susan…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Murder on the American Express @¡Andrew!: You know Ted's a standup guy when he blamed his kids for this. Ted Cruz has become…
¡ANDREW! • Murder on the American Express @ Manchu, Poor Treason Ted. His dad killed JFK, his wife's an ugly whore, and now his…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Murder on the American Express @¡Andrew!: All those unprepared folks stuck in an arctic deep freeze (which shouldn't be there,…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Murder on the American Express When winter reared it's frozen head, Ted Cruz turned tail and bravely fled... to Cancun.
¡ANDREW! • Murder on the American Express Texass is turnin' blue y'all... from hypothermia. Shorter Texass: "Weir uh-gonna keel all y'all…