We’ll say this much, Twitter is The Greatest Show on Earth right now.
We’re fine with The Kids befuddling our ancient ears with hip slang, but describing complicated romantic entanglements as something out of a petri dish upsets our delicate linguistic balance.
Our guest columnist is ChatGPT.
Write a 500-word Stinque post making fun of Elon Musk
Elon Musk is a man known for his big ideas and even bigger ego. From his failed attempts at launching a car into space with SpaceX, to his ridiculous plan to colonize Mars, Musk seems to think that he can do no wrong. But let’s be real here: the guy is a joke.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/18/politics/jack-smith-special-counsel
Since we’re now kidnapping human beings for sport, let’s just go for it…
- Line up liberals against a wall, shoot them
- Competent Insurrection
- Invoke Constitutional “One Vote for You, Two for Me” rule
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon @nojo: But that's our press.
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon It’s the Narrative that’s straining me. Goes back sixty years now, to the Making of the…
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon @ManchuCandidate: And the funny thing is that we all know there’s a chain reaction legislative…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon Qev's going to Ride or Die with Santos and Marge.
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon @¡Andrew!: 2022 is now the ocean’s hottest year in the recorded history. Stored heat is building…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon Another rich motherfucker can't accept losing. Bolo pulls a Trump, unleashes a wave of hopeless…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon The stupidest part was watching various MSM talking heads DEMAND that the Dems save the GOPers from…
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon Lying media: And now back to declaring FLAWLESS VICTORY and demanding RED WAVE.
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon Looks like 15 is it, after what may be the weirdest adjournment vote in history, if history tracked…
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon These antics are delaying serious Republinazi bizniss, like:1. Ginning up fake investigations into…