We’ll say this much, Twitter is The Greatest Show on Earth right now.

We’re fine with The Kids befuddling our ancient ears with hip slang, but describing complicated romantic entanglements as something out of a petri dish upsets our delicate linguistic balance.

Our guest columnist is ChatGPT.

Write a 500-word Stinque post making fun of Elon Musk

Elon Musk is a man known for his big ideas and even bigger ego. From his failed attempts at launching a car into space with SpaceX, to his ridiculous plan to colonize Mars, Musk seems to think that he can do no wrong. But let’s be real here: the guy is a joke.

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https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/18/politics/jack-smith-special-counsel

Since we’re now kidnapping human beings for sport, let’s just go for it…

  • Line up liberals against a wall, shoot them
  • Competent Insurrection
  • Invoke Constitutional “One Vote for You, Two for Me” rule

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