We apologize for the language in advance, but this has been on our mind a long time, and there’s really no other way to get the point across.
It’s a story we first heard in the Eighties, but it must stretch back generations, perhaps forever. It’s a story of Poor White Trash seemingly happy with their miserable lot, fundamentally resistant to attempts to help them. Why? Why settle for that shack, when life can be so much better?
And the profane response, which explains for us America’s Original Sin as much as anything:
We don’t know what horrors you’ll be seeing — American pandemic deaths just passed a quarter-million here, and what was frozen on our planet is rapidly thawing — but we’d like to tell you about our week.
Remember the United States? The federal republic version, not the warring fascist and socialist versions, each claiming the name? Yeah, still here, this moment, anyway. But it came close!
That was our week, seeing how close it would come to falling apart.
Froginchief Macron did the right thing calling up Killer Joe on the phone but THIS CUNT MUST FUCKING GO! and it will take stronger stuff to resolve the Trump crisis du jour.
STINQUE thereby commands the Commonwealth of Nations and the EU and all of their member nations to recall their ambassadors immediately and instruct customs officers to refuse to land any US goods, regardless of ship’s flag.
The president’s niece dissected her uncle’s highly controversial press conference during a Thursday evening appearance on MSNBC, RAWSTORY reports from an MSNBC television report.
Anchor Lawrence O’Donnell asked Mary Trump what she saw watching Donald Trump’s address to the nation, RAWSTORY reported.
“Well, we’re seeing a man who is in a unique position,” she replied. “Donald has never been in this place before where there’s nobody to bail him out, there’s nobody to buy him out. He’s desperate, he’s flailing, and there’s literally nothing he can do legitimately except to watch this play out helplessly,” Mary Trump opined, clearly indicating Moe and Larry need to come to the White House with cheese or the tassel.
“This wasn’t just Donald obfuscating or lying. This was Donald talking about an attempted coup,” she explained. “The leader of a country trying desperately to de-legitimize an election. it is obscene and somebody has to step in and stop him.”