Extradition-Free Vacation Spots

Iran

Pro: No extradition treaty with United States.

Con: They might have a few bones to pick.

Afghanistan

Pro: No extradition treaty with United States.

Con: American troops with a grudge.

Cuba

Pro: No extradition treaty with United States.

Con: They also saw Godfather II.

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Presidential Feats of Strength We’d Like to See

“Underneath his button-down dress shirt, [Trump] would wear a Superman T-shirt, which he would reveal as a symbol of strength when he ripped open the top layer.”
NYT, October 10

  • Break out of heavy chains after being tossed in a lake.
  • Stand athwart a hail of bullets that will surely bounce off your chest.
  • Show up for a debate.

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Gasping Half-Pig Half Man Trump in Agony Taking Off His Mask to Prove He Is Invincible Like The Twisted Desperate Man-Toddler He Is!

If you’re not punching him in the face, you’re not paying attention!

 

Imagining the King’s Death

We woke up Sunday morning to learn that Donald John Trump was still alive.

214,280 other Americans were dead from the virus he has ignored and belittled, but not him. Yet.

We check this number daily, Americans dead from Covid-19. We know this number is only attributed cases, that the real number is likely much higher, but the odometer is bad enough.

It was bad enough at the end of March, fewer than four thousand Americans lost, when we publicly wished that Donald John Trump would die.

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PRESIDENT PELOSI IS LOOKING MORE LIKELY EVERY HOUR! CNN REPORTS BIG FAT NAZI TRUMP IS ‘HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING’ – AND IT’S NOT PUTIN’S TURGID SCHLONG THAT’S BLOCKING HIS THROAT!

Big Fat Kremlin Call Girl Donald Trump was medevac-ed to Walter Reed Hospital this evening amid reports that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has assured America that Continuity of Government Protocols required to maintain national government during loss of executive communications or incapacitation are ready to assure restoration of a functioning government should Satan take his boy home. 

The White House has of course lied about everything including Big Fat Asshole Trump’s condition, with White House Dr. Sean Conley claiming, “the president remains fatigued but in good spirits.”

CNN chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta reported that White House officials, “have serious concerns about Trump’s condition tonight and his symptoms are worse than those of the First Lady at this point, according to our sources.”

One of Acosta’s sources, a Trump advisor, intoned portentously, fearing loss of his ridiculous felonious meal ticket.

“This is serious,” the source said.

The source described Trump as being “very tired, very fatigued, and having some trouble breathing.”

HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING! 

BIG!

FAT!

INFECTED!

TRUMP!

Can justice be at hand?

 

Taking It to the Limit

You have to wonder what it will take.

Let’s set aside the polls showing that half of white folks still plan on voting for Donald Trump, despite everything. Last we checked, he was holding a ten-point lead over Biden with the melanin-deficient — half his 2016 margin among haoles, so there’s been some improvement.

The rest? Lost souls. You may have encountered a few on Facebook.

So when we wonder what it will take, we’re not talking about them. We’re talking about the rest of us. And we’re asking, well, we’re asking how long the rest of us will put up with this shit.

Or at least enough of us.

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Pack This

The only thing fixed in stone — or the Constitution — about the Supreme Court is that it exists. Nothing about its size, and, famously, nothing about its authority.

Judicial review of laws? Marbury v. Madison, 1803. But you knew that.

Unanimous decision, as it happens. 4-0.

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