We apologize for the language in advance, but this has been on our mind a long time, and there’s really no other way to get the point across.

It’s a story we first heard in the Eighties, but it must stretch back generations, perhaps forever. It’s a story of Poor White Trash seemingly happy with their miserable lot, fundamentally resistant to attempts to help them. Why? Why settle for that shack, when life can be so much better?

And the profane response, which explains for us America’s Original Sin as much as anything:

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  • A constitutional republic famous for its peaceful transitions of power.
  • The spirit that as Americans, we’re all in this together.
  • The civic belief that all Americans should vote, and all votes should be counted.

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Memo to the Future:

We don’t know what horrors you’ll be seeing — American pandemic deaths just passed a quarter-million here, and what was frozen on our planet is rapidly thawing — but we’d like to tell you about our week.

Remember the United States? The federal republic version, not the warring fascist and socialist versions, each claiming the name? Yeah, still here, this moment, anyway. But it came close!

That was our week, seeing how close it would come to falling apart.

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Froginchief Macron did the right thing calling up Killer Joe on the phone but THIS CUNT MUST FUCKING GO! and it will take stronger stuff to  resolve the Trump crisis du jour.

STINQUE thereby commands the Commonwealth of Nations and the EU and all of their member nations to recall their ambassadors immediately and instruct customs officers to refuse to land any US goods, regardless of ship’s flag.

This will give cuntface something to think about.


Donnie! Bite the barrel or die in Attica of unspeakable assaults and humiliations!

They stomped Father Geoghan to death!

They hung Epstein for entertainment!

You have far fewer fans in the prison system.

You won’t go with nearly as much dignity.

Think about it.

Pull the trigger – or call Kimmycakes!

“It ain’t real on the ground,” we had told a friend on Friday after the respected website Decision Desk HQ called the race, “until it hits the airwaves.”


The moment was operatic, out of The Godfather, the networks simultaneously settling all family business, the sheer finality of it all.

And a moment later, the videos started flooding in.

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The president’s niece dissected her uncle’s highly controversial press conference during a Thursday evening appearance on MSNBC, RAWSTORY reports from an MSNBC television report.

Anchor Lawrence O’Donnell asked Mary Trump what she saw watching Donald Trump’s address to the nation, RAWSTORY reported.

“Well, we’re seeing a man who is in a unique position,” she replied. “Donald has never been in this place before where there’s nobody to bail him out, there’s nobody to buy him out. He’s desperate, he’s flailing, and there’s literally nothing he can do legitimately except to watch this play out helplessly,” Mary Trump opined, clearly indicating Moe and Larry need to come to the White House with cheese or the tassel.

“This wasn’t just Donald obfuscating or lying. This was Donald talking about an attempted coup,” she explained. “The leader of a country trying desperately to de-legitimize an election. it is obscene and somebody has to step in and stop him.”

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