TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS – AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS!
They’re quiet, unassuming but like all newspaper stories we’ve ever read about domestic murderers, we have to assume under that calm exterior lies the murderous rage of a insatiable killer. Thus the map:
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NOJO – HOW COME WE’RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?
@FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the 2001 stargate.
@nojo: Were you kidnapped?
@FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
@ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
@nojo:
Only the sane parts… like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and MAGAmassholes.)
@ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
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MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Gawd, you keep missing the target!
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