Always read the fine print.
Couldn’t help ourself.
I learned it from you, Mister Ranger.
We’ll say this much, Twitter is The Greatest Show on Earth right now.
We’re fine with The Kids befuddling our ancient ears with hip slang, but describing complicated romantic entanglements as something out of a petri dish upsets our delicate linguistic balance.
Our guest columnist is ChatGPT.
Write a 500-word Stinque post making fun of Elon Musk
Elon Musk is a man known for his big ideas and even bigger ego. From his failed attempts at launching a car into space with SpaceX, to his ridiculous plan to colonize Mars, Musk seems to think that he can do no wrong. But let’s be real here: the guy is a joke.
¡ANDREW! • Stock Up, Everyone! Trump Executed https://www.theonion.com/trump-executed-1850257714
NOJO • Stock Up, Everyone! The Law & Order party really has a problem with justice when it affects them.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Stock Up, Everyone! The first stone in a big legal avalanche for Orange Shithead.
¡ANDREW! • Stock Up, Everyone! Now we just need Roodles Ghoulliani to plead the case down to first degree murder with summary…
¡ANDREW! • Stock Up, Everyone! @nojo: DeathSentence is a disgusting coward, a bully, and a wannabe Pussolini. I read on the…
NOJO • Stock Up, Everyone! DeSantis, refusing to extradite: “The Soros-backed Manhattan District Attorney…” When…
¡ANDREW! • Stock Up, Everyone! “What about all the politicians that were indicted before they became president??? Checkmate,…
NOJO • Stock Up, Everyone! Fuck Around, Find Out
¡ANDREW! • Stock Up, Everyone! Gosh, sure would be a shame is there’s an overnight MAGAtown mass suicide.
¡ANDREW! • Stock Up, Everyone! Happy Indictmass!!! FSM bless us, every one : )