Face it, cackling fans of the apocalypse: Trumpligula is a brain-dead late-stage Alzheimer’s victim who is beginning to show signs of Alzheimer’s end-stage rage and confusion that maybe gives him a few months, maybe weeks before he has to be diapered by attendants and drugged into compliance.
As a public service, in the name of participatory democracy STINQUE is sponsoring its first ‘Sedate the Senescent Tyrant’ poll, asking AMERICA!ns at home, abroad and at sea what drugs should we be using to assure that Trumpligula doesn’t do anything too damaging to AMERICA!’s interests and already damaged prestige overseas.
History’s most insanely malicious president and the biggest ASSHOLE! to sit in the speakers chair, displacing boy rapists like Dennis Hastert and obscene, raving drunks like John Boehner are like Jeffrey Dahmer and Charles Manson in the same softball team, ever competitive and always trying to cave in the other asshole’s face with a Louisville Slugger.
Insane Kremlin chew toy Queen FUCKFACE! von CLOWNSTICK! is overwhelmed with depression by the fact that everyone in the universe understands what a twisted treasonous, pathetic piece of owned shit he is and righteously wants him to just go and fucking throw himself off of the 14th Street bridge.
The Washington Post reported this week, “The media clearly matters to Trump, however. And Trump’s penchant for holding grudges seems to be sucking whatever joy should come with winning the ultimate prize.”
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
After enduring nearly two hellacious embarrassing months in office during which not one cat in AMERICA! was able to keeps its dinner down, Precedent FUCKFACE! von KLOWNSTICK!, got a grade of F from 1 in 3 voters, according to a new McClatchy-Marist Poll.
By contrast, the same number graded predecessor Democrat Barack Obama’s performance a B as he approached his 100th day in office, McClatchy reported this week.
“Every time he speaks . . . my cat power chucks across the yard. It’s phenomenal, the explosive emetogenic response be provokes,” said a witness to western civilization’s last days from Auburn, WA. “I have never seen this kind of stuff fly out of any animal.”
Read more here.
The Wall Street Journal reports today that Kremlin-Turk triple agent and traitor-for-hire Mike Flynn, President Donald Trump’s former national security adviser, “has told the Federal Bureau of Investigation and congressional officials investigating the Trump campaign’s potential ties to Russia that he is willing to be interviewed in exchange for a grant of immunity from prosecution, according to officials with knowledge of the matter.”
Sure, sports fans we can laugh at the demented buffoon but this piece of shit is going down hard for treason, dozens of charges of engrossment by a public servant, structuring, bribery and obstruction of justice.
I’d give odds, but this isn’t even a bet.
I’ll buy everyone a coke when the report comes in after he is found dead, chained to a pipe in the shower at Allenwood.
Because that is how TRUMPLIGULA! is going to go down.
Unless you’ve got a more wonderful vision of how fuckface will meet his end.