
Big Fat Kremlin Call Girl Donald Trump was medevac-ed to Walter Reed Hospital this evening amid reports that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has assured America that Continuity of Government Protocols required to maintain national government during loss of executive communications or incapacitation are ready to assure restoration of a functioning government should Satan take his boy home.
The White House has of course lied about everything including Big Fat Asshole Trump’s condition, with White House Dr. Sean Conley claiming, “the president remains fatigued but in good spirits.”
CNN chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta reported that White House officials, “have serious concerns about Trump’s condition tonight and his symptoms are worse than those of the First Lady at this point, according to our sources.”
HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING!
BIG!
FAT!
INFECTED!
TRUMP!
Can justice be at hand?

AMERICA!’s curse, the SATANIC! CUR! Donald Trump admitted to Washington Post editor Bob Woodward that he knowingly and strategically lied to AMERICA! to minimize the deadly threat to life that would menace and kill AMERICA!ns while misguiding them with assurance that CV-19 was no more threatening than the seasonal flu.
In an apparent terminal mental melt-down, big fat Kremlin call girl Donald Trump has taken to making up his face with a can of construction marker paint and combing his hair with furniture lacquer.

MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! TACO Tuesday. The demented methhead next door blinked. Delay on trade war albeit…
SANFRANLEFTY • TRUMP FINISHES CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT WITH THE AYATOLLAH ! ! ! CHAINSAW!!!!
NOJO • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! @Beggars Biscuit: Yup, still here, if enjoying a long slumber.
BEGGARS BISCUIT • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! The drapery not really covering his name is not a feature, it’s part of the operating system.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Can't that dumb motherfucker get anything right? Now he's trying to Drill Baby Drill Greenland…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…