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KREMLIN CHEW TOY Pays 4% Tax Rate On Income in 2005!, ASSHOLES!

The Daily Beast reports today: “The documents show Trump and his wife Melania paying $5.3 million in regular federal income tax—a rate of less than 4% However, the Trumps paid an additional $31 million in the “alternative minimum tax,” or AMT. Trump has previously called for the elimination of this tax.”

That’s right, ASSHOLES! without tax lawyers, Precedent FUCKFACE! von CLOWNSTICK! pays a 15-20 per cent lower tax rate than you do because he really cares about you and all the toothless meth freaks that wear his Chinese slave-shop hats and voted for his sick and twisted administration to dream up new and horrific schemes to rape them and AMERICA! bloody.

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Insane Tiny-Headed Melissa McCarthy Impersonator and White House Goblin Sean Spicer Now Claims: TRUMPLIGULA! Didn’t Mean Wiretapping When he Tweeted About Wiretapping


CNN reported today that insane tiny-headed Melissa McCarthy impersonator and White House goblin Sean Spicer is now claiming Kremlin chew toy Trump’s unsubstantiated allegation that President Barack Obama wiretapped his phones in Trump Tower during the 2016 election is not really an allegation that President Barack Obama wiretapped his phones in Trump Tower during the 2016 election.

Everyone in the fucking universe misunderstood the Kremlin chew toy because he is so difficult to understand with Vladimir Putin’s dick in his mouth.

Insane tiny-headed Melissa McCarthy impersonator and White House goblin Sean Spicer said Trump wasn’t referring to wiretapping when he tweeted about wiretapping.

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Kremlin Chew Toy and Disgraced Trumpfuck Mike Flynn Exposed as Turkish Operative in Employ of Radical Islamist Government

Flynn says: "So, like, what is the big deal with an 'OFFICIAL' Ayatollah in Istanbul shooting people in the face that don't agree that Sharia is the law of the land? It's good enough for the Saudis and we support their attacks on the US since 9/11, right?"

So, like, what is the big deal with an ‘OFFICIAL’ Ayatollah in Istanbul shooting people in the face that don’t agree that Sharia is the law of the land? It’s good enough for the Saudis and we support their attacks on the US since 9/11, right?

Kremlin Chew Toy Mike Flynn not only gave Russian Ambassador to the USA! Sergey Kislyak his 145th secret diplomatic blow job of the campaign last year to pay for Russian attacks on Hillary Clinton’s campaign, he performed the thrilling act of oral sex while giving Turkish Islamist tyrants a $560,000 handjob, expressed as opinion articles exhorting AMERICA! to support this islamist wackjob shithouse of a government.

The question that this latest revelation suggests is: exactly which twisted government, extremist cult or organized crime ring has not paid off one or all of TRUMPLIGULA!’s operatives?

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PRECEDENT FUCKFACE von CLOWNSTICK GOES FULL-ON BONKERS: Accuses Obama of Tapping Trump Tower During Election

This should finally move a few GOP congress critters who aren’t senescent or barking mad to move to impeach. Shouting conspiracy theories from the White House in a bathrobe is where the line should be drawn between eccentric leadership and unacceptable lunacy that is threatening to the life and authority of the Republic.

STINQUE MENTAL HEALTH MOMENT: Is Precedent Fuckface von Clownstick Crazy from Senescence, AIDS-Related Dementia or Syphilitic Dementia?

We posit plausible scientific theses!
You decide!

The criminally insane whack job that is wandering around the White House in his bathrobe babbling to himself and plotting revenge against everyone in AMERICA! who has refused to publicly swear allegiance to his throne is obviously suffering deep and incurable mental illness.

If CNN reported tomorrow that Precedent von Clownstick was found eating his own arm and laying in his own feces on the floor of the oval office with a greased woodchuck stuck in his ass, no one anywhere would be surprised. Anyone who’s read the newspapers in the last month would shrug.

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It’s FUCKFACE! TIME! ON! THE! TV!

Feds Going After Fox for Hiding Roger Ailes’ Sexual Extortion and Pay Offs of Victimized Employees from Victimized Shareholders

Insane freakish sex goblin and fascist propagandist Roger Ailes is going the fuck down as the feds are investigating the countless cases in which Fox News has had to pay off employees millions upon millions of dollars for Ailes’ mashing. lued innuendo and sexual extortion.

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting this week: “On Wednesday, during a hearing regarding former Fox News personality Andrea Tantaros’ lawsuit against network executives before New York Supreme Court Judge David Benjamin Cohen, an attorney for Tantaros said he’d been served with a subpoena by federal prosecutors investigating sexual harassment allegations directed at Ailes. Tantaros, who once served as a co-host of the afternoon show The Five, alleges in her lawsuit that Fox News “operated like a sex-fueled, Playboy Mansion-like cult.”

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