PRESIDENT PELOSI IS LOOKING MORE LIKELY EVERY HOUR! CNN REPORTS BIG FAT NAZI TRUMP IS ‘HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING’ – AND IT’S NOT PUTIN’S TURGID SCHLONG THAT’S BLOCKING HIS THROAT!

Big Fat Kremlin Call Girl Donald Trump was medevac-ed to Walter Reed Hospital this evening amid reports that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has assured America that Continuity of Government Protocols required to maintain national government during loss of executive communications or incapacitation are ready to assure restoration of a functioning government should Satan take his boy home. 

The White House has of course lied about everything including Big Fat Asshole Trump’s condition, with White House Dr. Sean Conley claiming, “the president remains fatigued but in good spirits.”

CNN chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta reported that White House officials, “have serious concerns about Trump’s condition tonight and his symptoms are worse than those of the First Lady at this point, according to our sources.”

One of Acosta’s sources, a Trump advisor, intoned portentously, fearing loss of his ridiculous felonious meal ticket.

“This is serious,” the source said.

The source described Trump as being “very tired, very fatigued, and having some trouble breathing.”

HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING! 

BIG!

FAT!

INFECTED!

TRUMP!

Can justice be at hand?

 

11 comments:

9:27 pm • Friday • October 2, 2020

We’re not that lucky. Not in this dumpster fire of a year.

9:39 pm • Friday • October 2, 2020

Trump croaks or Melania murders him in Walter Reed, just out of decency.

Mother pulls Mike Pence by the nose out of the Naval Observatory and announces they’re going back to Muncie.

Nancy sets up shop in a tavern in Fells Point while the White House is fumigated.

11:16 pm • Friday • October 2, 2020

So is VP Dense supposed to watch dumFux Nooz, shitpost on Twitter, cavort with dictators, and make regular stochastic terrorist threats while Prezinazi AntiChrist is out sick?

What exactly are we losing here?

11:21 pm • Friday • October 2, 2020

Re: Big Fat Kremlin Call Girl

Bwahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

“Well if ya can’t say something nice about someone, come sit next to me.”

~Steel Magnolias

12:22 am • Saturday • October 3, 2020

Whoops!

“Dotard Judas Tr666p’s campaign manager has tested positive for Covid-19, dealing another blow to his reelection effort on a day that saw the president and the head of the Republican National Committee report contracting the disease as well.
(Homo) Stepien received his diagnosis Friday evening and was experiencing what one senior campaign official described as mild flu-like symptoms.”

FOR CHRISSAKES GET THE PRIEST!

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/10/trumps-hospitalized-and-now-his-campaign-manager-has-also-tested-positive-for-19/

1:08 am • Saturday • October 3, 2020

@¡Andrew!:
You read past the title!

11:17 am • Saturday • October 3, 2020

Kamala Harris Admits She Only Supports Biden Because She Hates Trump

“WASHINGTON— Calling the Democratic presidential nominee far from her first choice, Senator Kamala Harris reportedly admitted Thursday that she only supports Joe Biden because she hates Donald Trump…
despite accepting the Democratic vice presidential nomination, she hadn’t yet ruled out running as the Green Party vice president since she lives in a blue state anyway. “Trump is the worst. Biden is just okay. I don’t hate him, I’m just not really thrilled, either. I guess I’ll reluctantly drag my feet to the campaign trail for Joe, but only to get Trump out of office. Whatever. I just want this stupid election to be over.”

3:49 pm • Saturday • October 3, 2020

How come the various Trump-supporting Fundamentalist Preachers Fleecers (& my fellow Atheists) are not pointing out that Trump’s Covid is an obvious ACT OF GOD!

Whether you think of it as God’s Curse for Evil Behavior, Instant Karma for Bad Behavior or the simply the obvious result of repeated Stupid Behavior, God(lessness) works in mysterious ways.

7:28 pm • Saturday • October 3, 2020

Seen on Twitter: RBG’s dying wish was a curse on the GOP.

11:07 pm • Saturday • October 3, 2020

Tr666p’d better be holding up an easily readable copy the most recent edition of the Washington Post in any future, potentially pre-recorded video resurrections if they seriously expect us to believe he’s still alive.

7:06 pm • Sunday • October 4, 2020

@¡Andrew!: Well, unless they got a body double to do the little stunt of the car ride in the hermetically sealed Presidential vehicle, he’s still trying to kill others with the ‘rona. Those Secret Service agents signed up to take a bullet, they didn’t sign up their families and children to take a bullet.

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