PRESIDENT PELOSI IS LOOKING MORE LIKELY EVERY HOUR! CNN REPORTS BIG FAT NAZI TRUMP IS ‘HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING’ – AND IT’S NOT PUTIN’S TURGID SCHLONG THAT’S BLOCKING HIS THROAT!

We’re not that lucky. Not in this dumpster fire of a year.

Trump croaks or Melania murders him in Walter Reed, just out of decency.

Mother pulls Mike Pence by the nose out of the Naval Observatory and announces they’re going back to Muncie.

Nancy sets up shop in a tavern in Fells Point while the White House is fumigated.

So is VP Dense supposed to watch dumFux Nooz, shitpost on Twitter, cavort with dictators, and make regular stochastic terrorist threats while Prezinazi AntiChrist is out sick?

What exactly are we losing here?

Re: Big Fat Kremlin Call Girl

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“Well if ya can’t say something nice about someone, come sit next to me.”

~Steel Magnolias

Whoops!

“Dotard Judas Tr666p’s campaign manager has tested positive for Covid-19, dealing another blow to his reelection effort on a day that saw the president and the head of the Republican National Committee report contracting the disease as well.
(Homo) Stepien received his diagnosis Friday evening and was experiencing what one senior campaign official described as mild flu-like symptoms.”

FOR CHRISSAKES GET THE PRIEST!

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/10/trumps-hospitalized-and-now-his-campaign-manager-has-also-tested-positive-for-19/

@¡Andrew!:
You read past the title!

Kamala Harris Admits She Only Supports Biden Because She Hates Trump

“WASHINGTON— Calling the Democratic presidential nominee far from her first choice, Senator Kamala Harris reportedly admitted Thursday that she only supports Joe Biden because she hates Donald Trump…
despite accepting the Democratic vice presidential nomination, she hadn’t yet ruled out running as the Green Party vice president since she lives in a blue state anyway. “Trump is the worst. Biden is just okay. I don’t hate him, I’m just not really thrilled, either. I guess I’ll reluctantly drag my feet to the campaign trail for Joe, but only to get Trump out of office. Whatever. I just want this stupid election to be over.”

How come the various Trump-supporting Fundamentalist Preachers Fleecers (& my fellow Atheists) are not pointing out that Trump’s Covid is an obvious ACT OF GOD!

Whether you think of it as God’s Curse for Evil Behavior, Instant Karma for Bad Behavior or the simply the obvious result of repeated Stupid Behavior, God(lessness) works in mysterious ways.

Seen on Twitter: RBG’s dying wish was a curse on the GOP.

Tr666p’d better be holding up an easily readable copy the most recent edition of the Washington Post in any future, potentially pre-recorded video resurrections if they seriously expect us to believe he’s still alive.

@¡Andrew!: Well, unless they got a body double to do the little stunt of the car ride in the hermetically sealed Presidential vehicle, he’s still trying to kill others with the ‘rona. Those Secret Service agents signed up to take a bullet, they didn’t sign up their families and children to take a bullet.