CRAZED DEFEATED CUNT Donald Trump IS ON SUICDE WATCH BECAUSE HIS ENTIRE WORTHLESS LIFE IS IN FLAMES AND HE DOESN’T WANT TO DIE IN ATTICA! HAHAHAHA! DO IT, DONNIE! BITE THE CYANIDE! YOU MURDEROUS FUCKING CUNT AND FUCKING DIE! EVERYONE DIAL (202) 456-1111 AND TELL HIM TO DO IT AND GET IT OVER WITH!

Let the shrieking begin.

MOE! LARRY!, CHEESE!

It’s over. Till the next battle.

Clicking and saving that image above for my Wiccan altar.
The only question at this point is how the military will react when $hitler orders them to attack the US.
Facing multiple indictments, hundreds of millions of dollars of unrepayable debt coming due, and a total implosion of his trash palace hotel empire as a result of his incompetent, destructive spread of the pandemic, I’m praying that $hitler blows his brains out on national television.
I’ll come so hard, it’ll feel like I turned inside out : )

DIE!, FUCKING! DIE!, $HITLER!, FUCKING! DIE!

@¡Andrew!: Well, I’d really like to hear more about the contents of the Secretary of Defense’s resignation letter. That’s kind of been overwhelmed by the ballot counting shitshow.

I suspect no remaining state wants to be the one who puts Biden past 270 for fear that the knuckledraggers with guns will descend upon the County Recorder’s offices. Maybe the state secretaries of state can hold hands and simultaneously jump in the pool together? All I know is the giant bottle of vodka I bought on Tuesday is almost gone.

@SanFranLefty: Sure would be a shame if the Tr666pnazis decide to take out their rage on Zuckerbot, @Jack, and Rumpel Thielskin, who’ve facilitated and enabled $hitler’s harassment and abuse of this nation all these years.

And no clue how the Evilungelical ChrISIStians are gonna work “defeated God” into their toxic belief system, but they’ve no problems with mass shootings, caging kids, and forced hysterectomies, so this one’ll be a real doozy.

Speaking of, someone needs to call Sarah Hucksterbee Slanders and remind her that she can eat shit everyday forever.

I dunno, it may be fun to drive to Philly or Detroit and stand outside of a counting center shrieking SEIG! HEIL! until blood gushes out of my eyes.

@FlyingChainSaw: I can’t wait to turn Tr666p and every last one of his despicable trash voters over to a calmly smiling Hillary Clinton, America’s deadliest, drug-dealing, lesbian assassin.

“Honestly officer, they stabbed themselves six times in the chest, grabbed a gun, and shot themselves six times in the back of their heads.

It was horrible… horrible!”
(struggles to suppress snickering laughter)

Occifah!, it was so awful to see them bleeding to death and struggling to reload to shoot themselves another five times!

Sadly, this is relevant now more than ever. We urgently need a widespread de-Tr666pification effort modeled after Germany’s de-nazification program, because obviously, America has a massive nazi problem, and they’re going to kill us all with their psychopathic racism, wars, lies, chaos, insanity, grotesque stupidity, and abject incompetence:

Who Goes Nazi?

“It is preposterous to think that they are divided by any racial characteristics. Germans may be more susceptible to Nazism than most people, but I doubt it. Jews are barred out, but it is an arbitrary ruling. I know lots of Jews who are born Nazis and many others who would heil Hitler tomorrow morning if given a chance. There are Jews who have repudiated their own ancestors in order to become Honorary Aryans and Nazis; there are full-blooded Jews who have enthusiastically entered Hitler’s secret service. Nazism has nothing to do with race and nationality. It appeals to a certain type of mind.”

https://harpers.org/archive/1941/08/who-goes-nazi/

IT’S SUPER-DUPER OVER–Diamond Joe and Auntie Kamala have won!!!

/seen online/

“Tr666p got the full 2020 experience:
he got coronavirus, he lost his job, he’ll be broke soon, AND he’s about to be evicted from public housing.”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Someone also needs to remind $hitler that this is the 2ND election he’s lost, since he went down in flames by ~3 million ballots in 2016. and only the (s)Electoral College installed this abomination in the White House against us.

Thank you, Philadelphia! Thank you, Stacey Abrams!

Dear Pres-Elect Biden, Vice Pres Elect Harris and Nancy Pelosi,

Ya’ll better come the fuck through.

Sincerely,
All the voters Dems take for granted and those who didn’t vote for you

I am soooooo drunk. It’s the only way to keep myself from partying in Olympia and catching the covid.

Oh, and everyone owes my PA family a gift basket.

@¡Andrew!: Ha!

@¡Andrew!: What do we do about the Electoral College? How do we burn that shit down?

@JNOV: Colorado just voted to join the Compact of states pledging to vote in electoral unison for the popular-vote winner. But the compact only takes effect if states accounting for 270 votes join, so we’ll see.

And really, that’s it. Good luck getting 35 states to pass an amendment.

Meanwhile Dunning-Krueger Theater Presents Samuel Beckett’s Newest Play….

Waiting For QAnon
The story of two Qanon disciples named Bobby Jo Maddux and Ricky Bob Smith who argue about a plan they don’t know anything about while waiting Qanon to show up to lead them on a crusade to save the world from higher taxes on the rich and public Healthcare.

@nojo: Oh! I must learn more about this!

Did you see Kamala’s husband jump when the first confetti cannon went off? Yeah, man – I thought people were shooting, too.

@JNOV: I’ve really trained myself out of listening to politicians talk the past four years, even tonight. I prefer my memories of today be about retweeting videos of street celebrations all over the fucking place. Their joy is what the day is about.

@nojo: Yeah. The last full Trump speech I heard was his inaugural. That’s when I got on the horn with !Andrew¡ and said, “I’m coming to march. Where should we meet.” Of course I got lost and it took me about an hour to find him, but still. The sun was out and I thought, “We just might be okay.”

The last four years? WHAT THE FUCK, man!

Today? Joy. If I catch covid, I’m not leaving the hospital, so driving to Olympia was out of the question. I wanted to find people to celebrate with, but I don’t know where they are (we don’t have a local Dem, well, anything).

I put on my blue No. 46 hat, drove to the Safeway, picked up my meds, and two undercover Dems flashed the “V” sign.

I’m so relieved we don’t have to deal with four more years of Trump’s bullshit coming out of the White House. We’ll still have to deal with his bullshit, but it won’t be coming from the bully pulpit.

@JNOV: Hugs to you!!!

We’ve chopped off the cult’s head, and this living nightmare is almost over as the corpse spazzes out.

The fact that $hitler got more than zero votes fills me with pure revulsion, but a win’s a win, so let’s take it and never let go : )

Let’s savor the victory speeches and recharge for the road ahead.

@JNOV: The “I alone can fix it” convention speech was it for me. After that, I let others do the listening for me. It’s like cable news: Some shit makes you stupid just hearing it.

@nojo: Yeah.

This morning my girl was telling me the moderate Dems are blaming their House losses on the BLM movement and Twitter was blowing up. I’m not on Twitter anymore, because I mainly used it to hawk my old blog.

Anyway, I just read an interview with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and it’s worse than I realized. AND the DCCC blacklisted firms if they worked for candidates who were primarying (is that a word?) incumbent Dems? I don’t like this at all.

It looks like skipping Olympia was a good idea.

@JNOV: Just read a clip of an AOC interview where she explains how party infrastructure sucks because party leadership is basically incompetent, and while I keep my distance from that inside game, she seems (as with most things) very clear-eyed about it.

She doesn’t quite say it in the clip, but it’s generational: Not just that the Old Guard is old, they’re still living in a Reagan-Clinton world, fighting the last war.

@nojo: It’s bizarre. It’s these activists who delivered Dems the Biden win, even though he and Harris aren’t progressives. I don’t understand why they have their knives out.

@¡Andrew!: Hugs back atcha, beautiful boy!

@JNOV:
Two words: corporate power

They’re still paid off by the same people.

@SanFranLefty: I’d really like to hear more about ¡Andrew’s! Wiccan altar.

/in gag-inducing, but nonetheless expected news/

Of course there’s a corporate Democrat backlash against progressives. Now that they have the presidency, they’ll be expected to deliver.

Look, I donated $$$$ munnie til it hurts–Act Blue actually froze my account for a day because I slammed the donate button so many times. I voted for Diamond Joe and Auntie Kamala, I pleaded with everyone I could think of to vote, and I’m thrilled that they won!!!

Buuuuuuuuuut…

That doesn’t change the fact that we’re still a racist kleptocracy and the degenerate billionaire oligarchs are stealing everything they can get their greedy, sleazy hands on. “In China you’re forced to swallow one bitter pill, in America you get two placebos,” as the saying goes. Of course the geriatric corporate Democratic leadership is still corrupt and incompetent–Duuuuuhhhhh!

In a healthy democracy our size, we’d have five or six major political parties. We are not a healthy democracy; we’re a near-collapse fraud on the same level as Belarus, Russia, or Turkey, that’s choking to death on its own propaganda.

Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster that we have these fearless, amazing women leading us: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Pramila Jayapal, Ilhan Omar, Katie Porter, Ayanna Pressley, Rashida Tlaib, Elizabeth Warren. They’re our guiding lights to the future.

@¡Andrew!: Exactly. And I think it’s time to establish age limits on candidates. You can’t be elected to the Senate until you’re 30, and you shouldn’t be allowed in the Senate after you’re 65.

You have to get out of the House when you’re 55. I’m 54, so 55 sounds good.

You can’t be president after you hit 70.

We keep waiting for the bigots to die off or to be voted out. It never happens.

Let the young ones in. The kids are alright.

@JNOV: Can’t wait for the results of DiFi’s person-camel-television test, jeezus. The lights are off and no one’s home; that bitch is just gone. And I’m fairly certain that upChuck Grossly has been dead since 2007.

Did you know that Congress has its own designated pharmacy? A few years ago, there was an exposé on the kinds of drugs they were delivering, and it was a stomach-churning list including loads of anti-Alzheimers medications. They need to start pumping Thorazine into the water supply.

I don’t necessarily agree that we need age or term limits, the younger ones just elected include a Hitler-humper and a certified QAsshole nutcase, but it really makes you question how stable our country’s leadership is, when a loud shout’d be enough to shove half of them off.

@JNOV: First, I’d like to preface this by stating that I in no way believe in anything supernatural; I believe in science, facts, and that which we can observe with our own eyes and ears.

That said, funny story about witchcraft. In early 2008 or so, after all those years of war, cruelty, chaos, and insanity, and with a seemingly unwinnable presidential election looming, I used a book of power spells to put a curse on CaliguBush and his evil regime. I burned his effigy and invoked the spirits of all of those harmed and killed by him and his cronies to take their revenge, and sure enough, CaliguBush and his goons soon after endured a massive humiliation that ruined his reputation and will forever leave him mocked and hated as one of our worst presidents ever. (We sure do have a lot of those!)

I thought that I hated CaliguBush and Dickhead Cheney; turns out I had no idea what true hatred means until the Republinazi party shat out Tr666p and his hydra of wannabe dicktators.

Now when you use magic against someone else, it always boomerangs back on you, and after the total eCONomic collapse in 2008, my own life went to shit in an horrific manner that took me seven long years to dig my way out of. “Before you embark on a journey of revenge, first dig two graves,” Confucius, ~504 BC.

This time around, I’ve worked hard all year on healthier coping strategies: exercise, meditation, marijuana, deep-breathing relaxation, jazz, and endless hours of listening to Alan Watts : )

@¡Andrew!: I’m down with burning effigies. I set my law books on fire and damn near set myself on fire in the process. I’ve destroyed gifts from people who have treated me badly and derived a whole lot of pleasure in doing so. As I’ve matured, I just toss that stuff in the trash. Don’t take a hammer to your jewelry. Sell it on eBay.

@¡Andrew!:
It’s why here in Canada City, Kid Trudeau cleaned house of the old style Chretien guard. The old school Libs were living in the past too which is how the 2011 election turned into a disaster. His new team did a much better job of messaging.

AOC is correct. The neolib Dems need to go. They get all wishy washy which is why they lose or get their lunch eaten by GOPers.

@ManchuCandidate: I’m hoping that Auntie Kamala will be our very own Chrystia Freeland. She’s a political powerhouse : )