How Long Before a True Believer With a Sniper Scope Decides Trump Is A Traitor?

Now that Alex Jones has proven Trump is a traitor, how long before one from the drooling legions of armed Trumpanzis actually takes out the big fat money laundress from Queens?

You know and I know this is the way of all cults, especially those with more guns than teeth!

Just sayin’!

How maga would that be?


It wouldn’t be surprising. One huge flaw is depending on the incompetence and planning unskills of a MAGAt.

From your keyboard to the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s noodley appendages. Happy new year!

@ManchuCandidate: I’m shocked it hasn’t happened yet, given how many Trumpanzis claim they’re veterans.

@¡Andrew!: I’m hoping for something grizzly like a pipe bomb ripping fuckface half to bits and surviving and being sentenced to Attica in the NY case for hundreds of years.

@FlyingChainSaw: A Howard Beale/Network finale with slo-mo instant replay would be the most appropriate and satisfying ending for America’s shitbag reality tv ex-preznit.

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