Rod wants to hear the Safe Word only it's so hard to hear when his hands close around his lovers' throats.

Twisted GOP S&M freak and former Missouri House speaker Rod Jetton thinks battering and choking people is normal, everyday lovemaking, according to a recent legal complaint, just oh-s0-snuggy, yeah, and apparently oh-so-hot when your fist hammers through the bitch’s caps and, yeah, oh fucking yeah, when you choke the bitch unconscious and it feels so, like, oh, god, oh fucking yes, so like the first time you voted Republican.

Guys snugging guys or ladies snugging ladies, well, hey, that’s a crime against god and nature, Jetton decided in 2007 and, according to TMP Muckraker:

fired a state lawmaker from his committee chairmanship in 2007 because the lawmaker had changed a bill in order to end a state ban on gay sex — or what Jetton called “deviate sexual intercourse.”

When a lesbian buries her face between her lover’s legs, say, she needs to bite her genitals, beat her unconscious and rape her anally with a live rabid ferret apparently for the encounter to qualify as honest to god sex for Jetton. Maybe if all the homosexuals in the universe were able to prove that they beat the fuck out of each other during sex, Jetton would recant his position.

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Alleged insane GOP sex fiend Rod Jetton surrendered to cops in bizarre GOP sex ritual case. Jetton is now free on bail. If he approaches you, shout the 'safe word' he favors - 'Green Balloons' - and run to the nearest police station.

Former Missouri House Speaker Rod Jetton surrendered to Cole County Sheriff’s Department Monday morning to answer a felony assault complaint from a woman who alleges that the GOP icon battered her face, choked her and savagely pestorked her in some kind of bizarre Republican sex ritual.

The twisted GOP sex fiend and the victim allegedly agreed in a telephone call to meet at her home in Sikeston, MO. on Nov. 15 for S&M sex, replete with savage violence and hateful man-on-woman battering, a GOP tradition, according to her complaint. Jetton is now at large on bail of $2500. Stinque.com is advising everyone who is approached for sex by Jetton or any Republican to shout his – or possibly the party’s – favored safe word – ‘Green Balloons’ – and run away to the nearest police station for protection.

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HELP! We're being held captive on this stupid bus as happy old folks props! We're human beings, Sarah! Hello?

When you’re a Talibunny, the world is your stage and everyone in it is either supporting cast or a prop.  No one is exempt from their assignment in the Talibunny’s life drama as living valkyrie for an American neofascist movement – not even your parents.

The Dallas Morning News sent out a reporter to cover a Talibunny book signing event in Plano this week and a lot of the usual fuhrerette theatrics were on display.  Non-whites almost completely absent. Reporters were kept away from the Talibunny and not allowed to talk to the Talibunny, except to kneel in an assigned area and beg to sniff a discarded Talibunny undergarment.

Most disheartening, of course, was the sad abuse of the Talibunny’s own parents who were being dragged around the country like all the other props – husband Todd and infant son Trig were in tow on this leg of the Talibunny’s Pay Attention to Me Tour, as well.

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Georgia GOP icon and Georgia House Speaker Glenn Richardson failed to kill himself last month and hung on grimly like only a disgraced, grasping GOP automaton can, spreading the pig-fucker hatred and the worship of ignorance his party represents even while it was apparently driving him to suicidal despair.

Or was it?

His unfortunate former wife, Susan Richardson, would dispute that interpretation of Richardson’s girlish alleged attempt to off himself by sucking down a pile of sleeping pills on November 8, calling his mommy at the last moment, boo-hoo, to say he wuvved her, oh, mommy, I die, mommy, mommy, mommy, just in time for her to call the paramedics.

In fact, she says with unimpeachable rectitude that the worthless pigufucking piece of shit staged the whole thing as a play for sympathy when the halfwitted fucktard fascist issued a press release blaming his alleged suicide on her righteously divorcing him after she caught him pestorking a lobbyist. Read more »

Blake Hall: GOP Icon and Leader Finally Jailed for Being a Sick Fucking Piece of Shit

Twisted GOP pervert Blake Hall was a stalwart of Republican politics for decades in Idaho, steeped in the party’s traditions – which probably explains why the monstrous freak showed up at some sorry woman’s house and flung nearly dozens of used condoms on her lawn on ten separate occasions this year.

Hall’s GOP credentials weren’t enough to keep him out of jail, however, as the raging Republican pervert bragged eagerly in court Friday about hurling his condoms all over the lady’s lawn, a confession that returned a 15-day jail sentence – about 15 years short of justice but, hey, acting out like a sex-crazed orangutan is OK, probably expected, if you are a Republican, right?

The judge and the victim, a recently married 37-year old woman, didn’t see it that way. In fact, the victim, a former girlfriend of Hall’s, told the court, “I was so tired of being victimized,” the woman said. “It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old would be so deviant.”

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Thank you jesus for the man meat which we are about to gobble in your name, for the power of the schlong is thine glory and glofkrkegle, rgrgff!!!

GOP icon, Jesufascist fucktard and gay-bashing schlong-gobbling meth head Ted Haggard refused to take Stinque.com’s recommendation that he take up a new career as a Tiger Temper Tester for for Siegfried and Roy. Having failed at everything in his professional career except finding stupid people to give him money in trade for salvation, Haggard is returning to the revivalist racket, putting together a ‘church’ in his basement.

That’s right. If you thought the Church of the Perpetual Schlong Gobbler in Colorado Springs that Haggard founded in the 1980s was a shithouse of slack-jawed, fuckwitted, drooling snakehanders, then this latest scam should attract the real damaged goods: fucktards of such demented idiocy that they’ll believe they’re being led to salvation by a drug-crazed gay-basher who spent his congregants’ tithes on male prostitutes and drug-fueled gay orgies.

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Batshit Insane Bachmann Goes on NaziNews to Call Out Brownshirts to Terrorize Congress

Barkingly insane, facebiting fucktard Michele Bachmann (R-Cookoo’s Nest) went on Fox News to howl commands to the GOP methhead militia to attack Congress tomorrow in order to ensure that health insurance rates continue to increase by 20% per quarter and that Americans can experience the joy of having their coverage canceled after decades of premium-paying for belching loudly after a meal. Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahahahaha.

Psychobitch Bachmann announced the brownshirt assault she is planning for tomorrow on the Gretchen Carlson festival of hate and rage today on Fox News. The twisted Congresswench from Minnesota stared at the camera with quivering eyes and her demented grin and commanded her shock troops to storm legislators’ offices at High Noon tomorrow, “look at the whites of their eyes of their members of Congress and say, don’t you remember? I told you don’t take away my health care!’.”

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