Just Imagine - A Whole Day of Howling Your 'Fuck-You's at Caligutard, just like Jesus wants!

When Caligutard was gagging on pretzels and Jeff Gannon in the White House, his handlers were careful to make sure the fragile, quaking dry drunk never encountered the raging legions of protesters that assembled everywhere he appeared to curse his every breath and condemn his depthless perfidy.

Now, as a private citizen, the murderous, traitorous Caligutard enjoys greatly reduced reality avoidance resources, exposing him to the full howling fury of a nation that hates him as no president has ever been reviled.

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Thank God the GOP Has the Guts to Stand Up For the Torture, Rape and Murder of Women, the Things That Make America Great!

When Minnesota Sen Al Franken (D-MN) proposed the defunding of contractors whose employees entertain themselves with gang rape and hide behind contract rules that could expose them, the GOP went apeshit crazy with outrage.

The neomedievalists of the GOP who are dedicating every ounce of their strength to the dismantling of western civilization and to destroying the gifts of enlightenment saw something very important to hate in the bill.

The recognition of women as human beings, perhaps?

Limits on the extent to which the military-industrial-organized-crime complex can be encouraged to indulge in cackling barbarity, possibly?

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The era of complete and total disregulation of the financial violence industry has created a new class of predator, the debt collector, often a third party speculator who buys blocks of debt at a discount and sends bounty hunters out to collect on it, using tactics that would make Ghenghis Khan vomit blood.

The collectors are soulless , cackling jackals who will say and do anything short of pistol whipping a debtor to get them to disgorge payment.  Got more than one vowel in your name and an accent?  They’ll ask if you papers are in order and if you’ve ever been kicked to death by ICE agents.  Got a wife?   They’ll ask if you’ve ever imagined what she would look like without arms.  Got a debilitating disease?  They’ll taunt, threaten and jeer at you until it fucking kills you.

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Guess what happens when you dance with Republicans? You die in a hail of gunfire apparently.

Amanda Ross’s neighbors heard the screams of the slain woman as shots rang out across the Lexington, KY condominium where her gun-shot ridden body was found in the parking lot, setting off a man-hunt for the only conceivable suspect in the case, Kentucky GOP icon Steven Nunn who’d been ordered by a court to stay away from Ross after the judge found that he’d smashed her across the face at her home on February 17, 2009.

It is clear from the statements of Ross’s friends in the local rag that the 29 year old Ross lived in quaking fear of her former fiance Nunn, son of late Gov. Louie B. Nunn, former GOP state rep and failed candidate for governor in 2003, and that everyone in town knew of her mortal terror that he would again break the restraining order, having gone to the cops to complain of a breach this summer.

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Fuckwitted Republitard Uberfuhrer William Coder Got Busted Before He Pestorked a Lancaster Hooker - Sucks to Be Him. Ha. Haha. Hahahahahaha. Will Jesus Save Him From Going to Jail and Shit?

Not all of the Republican leadership in Pennsylvania are busy stealing from the dead. Some are allegedly cruising the streets trying to bribe crack whores into pestorking them, like William Coder, executive director of the county Republican Committee in Lancaster, PA.

The cops stuffed this Son O’ Caliguard into the bag on Thursday, while he was allegedly cruising the streets of Lancaster, PA apparently trying to score a pestorkorama with one or more of the ladies of the evening who loiter near the fetid hellhole around Penn Square in this lawless burgh.

Coder, attempting an imitation of a carbon-based life form with a conscience, tendered his resignation as the GOP county party uberfuhrer on Friday, according to the local rag. Coder told the local paper, doubtless eliciting fits of gasping laughter, that he maintained his alleged innocence and was simply in the “wrong place at the wrong time.”

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Bank of America, the most hated, incompetent and wanton financial institution to ever steal from, extort and blackmail American consumers reaches new lows every day as the 21st Century financial catastrophe grinds on to full-bore cannibal anarchy, this summer demonstrating a cackling, contemptuous diabolical disregard for the handicapped, literally flinging demands for a thumbprint at a man with no arms.

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Alleged Insatiable Schlong Gobbler Andre Bauer Hates the Adulterous Governor Mark Sanford Because He Knows the Heart and Soul of the GOP is Gay-Bashing Closeted Gays - Like Him!

Legendary Closeted Gay Outer Michael Rogers is going on record and on radio today to testify that Andre Bauer, Lt Governor of South Carolina, home of Gov. Mark “Poontango” Sanford is a schlong gobbler of legend among his colleagues, staffers and gobblees, wantonly chugging down man meat with the kind of religious zeal usually reserved for license plates in his state.

What a hoot! What a home run for the party of family values! While Sanford was running around pestorking the bejesus out of a TV reporter in Buenos Aires, Bauer was hurling the hate at the gays and, at the same time, inhaling all the schlong he could get his hands on, according to Rogers’ Blogactive site. Rogers is also taking his findings onto satellite radio this afternoon in interview on the Michaelangelo Signorile program – from 2-6 on Sirius.

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