For Less Than $20, You Can Give the Murderous, Twisted Traitor Caligutard the Finger & Hot Lunch
When Caligutard was gagging on pretzels and Jeff Gannon in the White House, his handlers were careful to make sure the fragile, quaking dry drunk never encountered the raging legions of protesters that assembled everywhere he appeared to curse his every breath and condemn his depthless perfidy.
Now, as a private citizen, the murderous, traitorous Caligutard enjoys greatly reduced reality avoidance resources, exposing him to the full howling fury of a nation that hates him as no president has ever been reviled.
The cowardly slinking cur, as everyone expected, is venturing out to lap up whatever stray loot he can get his paws on, including an all-star review of failed, damaged fascists called Get Motivated!” business seminar featuring GOP reprobates Colin Powell and Rudy Giuliani that you, too, can attend to share your boiling hatred for Caligutard.
Yes, on Oct. 26, you can see and spew righteous abuse at the Caligutard in Ft. Worth, TX for only $19, a bargain at twice the price!
What say you, Stinquers? What would be the most appropriate way to let Caligutard feel the hate?