Sleazy Slimy GÖP Uberfuhrer Bagged Soliciting Prostitutes in Lancaster, PA
Not all of the Republican leadership in Pennsylvania are busy stealing from the dead. Some are allegedly cruising the streets trying to bribe crack whores into pestorking them, like William Coder, executive director of the county Republican Committee in Lancaster, PA.
The cops stuffed this Son O’ Caliguard into the bag on Thursday, while he was allegedly cruising the streets of Lancaster, PA apparently trying to score a pestorkorama with one or more of the ladies of the evening who loiter near the fetid hellhole around Penn Square in this lawless burgh.
Coder, attempting an imitation of a carbon-based life form with a conscience, tendered his resignation as the GOP county party uberfuhrer on Friday, according to the local rag. Coder told the local paper, doubtless eliciting fits of gasping laughter, that he maintained his alleged innocence and was simply in the “wrong place at the wrong time.”
Why is anyone supposed to believe shit like that? Because Coder is not only a local GOP uberfuhrer, he is a Jesufascist and, of course, they have historically proven incapable of cheating on their wives. Exactly. Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahahahahahahahah. You see, Coder is a graduate of the Lancaster Bible College.
Coder allegedly has a degree in Bible and pastoral ministry but, if he does, he clearly misread the part about Jesus and Mary Magdelene. The part about Jesus giving her “the good news” had nothing to do with paying her. No, it was the ancient Christian way of saying “pestorking up a storm.”
The Pennsylvania GOP leadership is in deep trouble, clearly unable to break out of embarrassingly small time scandals. One Pennsylvania GOP mayor recently was bagged for stealing from burial accounts of his own funeral home’s client families. Now comes Coder allegedly trying to pay for sex. With adult women. Boring.
What say you, Stinquers? Should we take up a collection to send the Pennsylvania GOP a case of Crisco, some wetsuits and a pride of hypersexed circus animals?