Fugitive GOP Icon Surrenders to Police in Twisted Republican S&M Sex Complaint

This is makes lobbyist secks-for-favors in Georgia look like church.

That guy’s eyes are definitely a window to his soul.

Yet more proof that while Demrats like sex on the vanilla side, GOPers are WAY kinker.

Reminds me of Frank “MOMMMIE!” Booth from Blue Velvet for some reason.

It’s getting to the point where I’d feel safer going to a gangbanger party than a Republican fundraiser. Fuckin’ freaks.

Who surrenders to the heat wearing a fucking coat and tie? Dude’s identity must be wrapped up in the Alex Keaton/Ralph Reed uniform. Plain black t-shirt and jeans is the way to go.

Goddammit FCS those multiple eyes have now burned into my retinas and I will have bad dreams where those eyes are chasing after me, wanting to stomp on my throat.

Teh eyes look like someone totally freaked that he is going to jail, been up all night scared, drinking, and took a bunch of xanax or something right before turning himself in, too.

@redmanlaw: Who, you say?

So, what, do you think he was doing the “donkey punch” or the “bucking bronco?”

@rptrcub: Say! It!

GREEN BALLOONS!

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Or, rather, the lack thereof.

@redmanlaw: @mellbell: Yeah, definitely a Tom Delay vibe there. But I think he’s also trying to establish right off the bat the idea that he’s not one of them, the great unwashed masses of negroes criminals that he thinks he’s better than.

@Jamie Sommers: Oh, I am sure they’ll appreciate the distinction when he goes away and is kicked to death by his fellow inmates. Hey, Rodster, just say GREEN BALLOONS! Asshole! Die! Maybe someone will slip something into his Zarex at the supermax and he’ll wake up to find someone fucking him or chewing on his skull.

@FlyingChainSaw:

What kind of a safe word is “Green Balloons”, anyway? Use something less laugh-inducing, people. Like the word “Cretaceous”.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: I favor ‘Montgolfier’. Though it can be tricky to say through a ball-gag.

@FlyingChainSaw:

Or fucking his skull and chewing on him. Either way.

@mellbell: Like I was saying . . .

BTW, I was reading a book on the last days of Vietnam, and who do they interview but one Duke Cunningham. The “where are they now” ‘graf at the end of the book was a hoot: combat pilot, naval officer, congressman, convict.

@Benedick: The family name of the guys who invented the hot air balloon?

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Or chew out his eyes and skull fuck him. Given his record, no doubt he’d dig it.

How many chinchillas died for that bad toupee?