Fugitive GOP Icon Surrenders to Police in Twisted Republican S&M Sex Complaint
Former Missouri House Speaker Rod Jetton surrendered to Cole County Sheriff’s Department Monday morning to answer a felony assault complaint from a woman who alleges that the GOP icon battered her face, choked her and savagely pestorked her in some kind of bizarre Republican sex ritual.
The twisted GOP sex fiend and the victim allegedly agreed in a telephone call to meet at her home in Sikeston, MO. on Nov. 15 for S&M sex, replete with savage violence and hateful man-on-woman battering, a GOP tradition, according to her complaint. Jetton is now at large on bail of $2500. Stinque.com is advising everyone who is approached for sex by Jetton or any Republican to shout his – or possibly the party’s – favored safe word – ‘Green Balloons’ – and run away to the nearest police station for protection.
The LA Times had the most cogent distillation of the victim’s allegations of Jetton’s GOP hunger for violence and coercive sex:
Police say the woman claimed Jetton hit her in the face several times “very hard” and she said she woke up at one point, lying on the floor as Jetton was choking her. The woman said she then remembered waking up while Jetton was behind her having sex in the bedroom. Police say there were bruises on the outside of the woman’s thighs, left side and breast that were photographed.
According to the probable cause statement, the woman reported “blank spots” in her memory that she had not experienced before while drinking.
Typically, the Missouri GOP icon allegedly sneered at the battered victim the next morning when she reviewed the violence done to her with Jetton, telling the victim: “You should have said green balloons.”
Hmmm. This may shed light on why Jetton, member of the Family Values party, agreed to a divorce settlement this fall, according to the LA Times report.