I took the proper stance (one foot in front of the other, not simply standing there) the first time I fired a shotgun and still almost got knocked on my ass (I was 15).
“William Everitt, vice president of Investment Real Estate Associates (IREA), told TheBlaze that he was at the Romney fundraiser in Beverly Hills on Saturday. He said Romney was absolutely joking when he said he doesn‘t know why airplane windows don’t open.” [The Blaze]
Am enough of a nerd to love this:
Honestly, the man must have had it on repeat while thinking up questions to ask the Solicitor General.
This is what might sink the health care mandate. Broccoli. Really. This is what the Union has come to. But, given the way the Republicans relate to broccoli, it is somewhat predictable, perhaps….
as read by Christopher Walken:
Next time you check in to Marcus Bachmann’s clinic pretending you need help to pray away the gay while all the time you are collecting material for an exposé and then don’t bother to show up for the last two sessions because… well… why would you, do not be surprised if the next voice you hear is Marcus demanding payment.
I love it when comedians do things like this. Go to YouTube and search “Larry King Game” to watch them all (audio NSFW):
HILLRAT • The Unbearable Whiteness of Being Wow, this is the best and most coherent indictment of whiteness I've read in . . . . a while.
JNOV • A Flock of Bernies ❤️
JNOV • Noon, January 20, 2021 @nojo: Yup! How many times are they going to poison Alexei Navaly? He'll be the only human…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Noon, January 20, 2021 "Unity" is just bullyspeak for "STOP PUNCHING MEEEEE!" I admit I fell for it because I was a…
¡ANDREW! • Noon, January 20, 2021 "We have to seek unity with the treasonous, 'Heil $hitler' screaming psychofascist Republinazis…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • Noon, January 20, 2021 Biden returned my draft of his inaugural speech. He underlined the part about 'And when I see the…
¡ANDREW! • Noon, January 20, 2021 @ SFL, I can’t wait for Jill Biden and Alexis Carrington to get into a knock down drag out cat…
SANFRANLEFTY • Noon, January 20, 2021 When Shelley Oh! and The Unicorn sashayed out looking like their bad ass selves, I burst into ugly…
¡ANDREW! • Noon, January 20, 2021 /the Onion/ Inaugural Address Spills Over Into Second Day As Biden Continues To List Greatest…
¡ANDREW! • Noon, January 20, 2021 @ JNOV, As scary as that time was, the Womxn’s Marches were incredible and inspiring.