https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxnhgkYa9dQ
I took the proper stance (one foot in front of the other, not simply standing there) the first time I fired a shotgun and still almost got knocked on my ass (I was 15).
Comic Relief
“William Everitt, vice president of Investment Real Estate Associates (IREA), told TheBlaze that he was at the Romney fundraiser in Beverly Hills on Saturday. He said Romney was absolutely joking when he said he doesn‘t know why airplane windows don’t open.” [The Blaze]
Am enough of a nerd to love this:
Honestly, the man must have had it on repeat while thinking up questions to ask the Solicitor General.
This is what might sink the health care mandate. Broccoli. Really. This is what the Union has come to. But, given the way the Republicans relate to broccoli, it is somewhat predictable, perhaps….
as read by Christopher Walken:
Next time you check in to Marcus Bachmann’s clinic pretending you need help to pray away the gay while all the time you are collecting material for an exposé and then don’t bother to show up for the last two sessions because… well… why would you, do not be surprised if the next voice you hear is Marcus demanding payment.
I love it when comedians do things like this. Go to YouTube and search “Larry King Game” to watch them all (audio NSFW):
¡ANDREW! • Dangerous Democracy @ManchuCandidate: We've discovered what happens when hateful, loudmouth assholes that're so stupid…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Dangerous Democracy I like the part where the GOPers assume they are the smarties. Uh, ok.
¡ANDREW! • When You’ve Lost Brands, You’ve Lost America Jamie Demon's annual shareholder letter is basically a signed confession from the oligarchs that…
NOJO • When You’ve Lost Brands, You’ve Lost America @ManchuCandidate: Not sure I’ve seen a Loser ultimately rise to the top. Keep an eye on those…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • When You’ve Lost Brands, You’ve Lost America Congrats to DB on winning this year. /kicks the floor/ Damn Zags, fucking chokers. Damn you…
¡ANDREW! • When You’ve Lost Brands, You’ve Lost America I actually owed munnie for 2020, so I paid more in federal tax dollars than all of America's sleazy…
NOJO • When You’ve Lost Brands, You’ve Lost America And with the All-Star game being moved to Coors Field, a 15-minute drive from where I’m sipping…
¡ANDREW! • When You’ve Lost Brands, You’ve Lost America OMG yass! hahahahahahahahah ‘White Lies Matter’ group says Jefferson Davis chair will become…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • When You’ve Lost Brands, You’ve Lost America The Braves are caught in the middle. The same Braves who moved to a massively publicly funded…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Remembrance of Massacres Past @¡Andrew!: And they can't disprove they are.