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Santorum Wins the Internets!

You know how outraged we all were to learn that homofascists had highjacked Rick Santorum’s own name so that when you googled it you came up with some juvenile nonsense about buttsecks? Remember?

Well, in a move totally not coordinated with the Republican Primate Race, Google has – ahem – amended its algorithm so that spreadingsantorum.com is no longer the top hit. We can all breathe a collective sigh of relief. Except that…

what comes up now is WORSE!

I blame Dan Savage.

2016 is shaping up well.

In an ironic twist, when Romney fires santorum at Santorum Romney gets splashed with santorum which seems to make Romney romney himself.

In case you’re wondering, this was not made by Stephen Colbert. Or the Onion.

On Missing The Plot

“We don’t want the World Cup. We don’t like the World Cup. We don’t like soccer. We don’t want anything to do with it. You can package it any way. You can spend all kinds of money. You can force it on our television sets. We will not enjoy the World Cup.”

This might have been up the flagpole on a bunch of blogs run by dirty hippies, but it bears repeating.

Glenn Beck?  Have a big ol’ slice of this.

Puritanical Senator a Wanton Satyr With Private Harem of Savage GOP Harlots

Disgraced GOP Senator John Ensign’s career of adulterous evil is only just coming to light, with not one but now two Republican strumpets emerging from out of his damp, quivering past and putting the lie to his lavish posturing and condemnations of his political contemporaries’ morals.

First, this sleazy rancid hypocritical fuck admits to hosing a staffer’s wife, Cynthia ‘Cindy’ Hampton [below] who came forward this week and admitted to pestorking the bejesus out of Sen. Ensign, no doubt fishing for an agent to represent her tell-all tale of cackling GOP lechery and savage debauchery. Hilarity ensued as the media remembered all of Ensign’s elaborate condemnations of Bill Clinton and Sen. Larry Craig for getting extra-marital blow-jobs – that he apparently believed only he deserved – and demanding their resignatons.

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GOP Harlot Sintheya Hampton Posing in a Rare Moment In Which She Didn’t Have Sen. Ensign’s Dick in Her Mouth

Now, the Associated Press reports that Ensign and his wayward schlong have been involved in yet another illicit tryst:

The disclosure resurrected questions about a two-week period in 2002, when Ensign abruptly dropped from public view. A person familiar with that episode, speaking on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the matter, said Tuesday the senator told a close associate the absence followed an earlier affair.

No doubt, the parade of Ensign’s extramarital fuck buddies has just begun. Who knows who or what could appear now that Ensign’s schlong gobblers are leaping from the weeds in increasing numbers.

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If only I could get a look under that hijab. . .

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Check Please!

As of ten minutes ago, Mark Begich is now 3,724 votes to the good over Tubes, with the vote counting to be virtually finished tonight.  That’s a lead of about 1.2%. 

That’ll be Sen. Begich to you clowns. This thing is OVAH.

[UPDATE: AP calls it, per not-Keef on MSNBC. Again: OVAH!]

Prairie Hipsters FTW

Black Eagle takes the Omaha electoral vote. Which is to say that the Inadequate Black Male won an election in freaking Nebraska.  Carry on.