The Talibunny’s legend is a pastoral myth that the Talibunny herself cultivated for decades waiting for an opportunity to escape the shit-covered rural hellhole of Alaska.  When she had her chance to make her mark on the lower 48, however, something strange happened. Sarah found a talent for inciting racial terror and violent rage among economically besieged, pig-ignorant white people.

Rallies for the putative McCain campaign became Nuremberg style hate fests with mobs screaming for the death of Barack Obama. Oh, yes, and she liked it, so much so she jumped back on the campaign bus to stump for draft dodging gangster Saxby Chambliss in his Senatorial bid in Georgia – and to recruit the Klu Klux Klan for her 2012 presidential run.

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I can’t resist posting this (from John Cole’s comments):

THE TRAGEDY OF THE AMERICAN AUTOMOBILE INDUSTRY:A Play in Three Acts

Dramatis Personae

BIG THREE, a manufacturer of automobiles
UAW, Big Three’s employee
MITT ROMNEY, an idiot

 

ACT ONE

 

BIG THREE: I have plans to build automobiles, but I need labor to do so!
UAW: I will labor for you if you will pay me $40 per hour.
BIG THREE: I will not pay you $40 per hour.
UAW: But I need to save for my inevitible retirement, and any health concerns that may arise.
BIG THREE: I will pay you $30 per hour, plus a generous pension of guaranteed payments and health care upon your retirement.
UAW: Then I agree to work for you!

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Poor PUMAs. Bitter in defeat, even more bitter after Their Gal won Miss Congeniality on Monday:

obama is an old-fashioned, back-room-dealing, fat-cat-pleasing, beholden, bought and paid for politician. Just like gwb.

They really should take lessons from their counterparts at Team Sarah, who couldn’t be more happy that Their Gal is standing up for draft-dodging Saxby Chambliss in today’s Georgia Senate runoff. Hey, she even brought her own snow!

As luck would have it we had what is RARE for us here in Georgia, snow flurries starting just before Sarah arrived. She said the snow made her feel right at home. My daughter and I drove up to the arena from our homes about one hour away with snow flurries falling all around. I thought about Sarah Palin’s reaction to our rare Georgia snowfall as we drove in. It was a WONDERFUL day in Georgia!

See, that’s the spirit. And if the crowds were almost as white as the weather, well, more’s the better.

Sarah Palin came to Georgia in true Palin style…and I was there! [Team Sarah]

Aren’t they supposed to wait for the Inauguration before stripping away our rights? Because how can we blame Barry for the Death of Liberty if Shrub gets there first?

The U.S. military expects to have 20,000 uniformed troops inside the United States by 2011 trained to help state and local officials respond to a nuclear terrorist attack or other domestic catastrophe, according to Pentagon officials.

Call it Red State Dawn, since the scheme has been in the works for years. And yes, it involves FEMA, although apparently not those camps where we’ll all be spending quality time after our guns are confiscated by giant DARPA electromagnets.

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But we’ll understand the confusion. Daniel John Essek, proud resident of Kentucky’s Whitley County, and founder of the Society for Liberty and Prosperity (membership: two, including his wife), wants a federal judge to rule whether Barack Obama’s Hawaii birth certificate is a forgery.

“This is patriotism,” says the Ron Paul/John McCain/Sarah Palin supporter.

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Let’s work through this together. Seems there’s a zoo in Bloomington, Illinois, that came up with a novel holiday gift: Reindeer shit.

Staffers make decorations out of droppings from the zoo’s two reindeer, Ealu and Rika. The droppings are dried, then clear-coated and either painted or rolled in glitter.

They call it “magical reindeer gem ornaments,” although if you contemplate Santa sitting behind nine ornament factories at supersonic speed, a better name might be “Shit on a Kringle.”

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The man who forced generations of schoolchildren to mumble in fear each morning died on Thanksgiving, more than a half-century after he brought McCarthyism to the classroom.

It was transplanted Glaswegian and Presbyterian mole George M. Docherty who in 1952 campaigned to get “Under God” added to the Pledge of Allegiance, fearing his 7-year-old son would roast in the pits of Hades, or worse, turn Commie, if he didn’t swear fealty to a mythical airborne foodstuff before spelling lessons:

“I didn’t know that the Pledge of Allegiance was, and he recited it, ‘one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all,'” he recalled in an interview with The Associated Press in 2004. “I came from Scotland, where we said ‘God save our gracious queen,’ ‘God save our gracious king.’ Here was the Pledge of Allegiance, and God wasn’t in it at all.”

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