Zoo Poo Rules Yule

Shit in a Kringle. Very good.

We Illinoisans are a crafty bunch of shits. I am always taking all the fucking shit I get at work and trying to turn it into something creative in return. It’s why we can share our Hope ™ with the world.

Hmmm, dung-y.

Speaking of dung-y.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/01/bush-administration-weake_n_147311.html

Why not? We’ve had a glitter-coated piece of shit for President for the last eight years.

Well, that puts somewhat of a damper on my plans to seek employment at the State Department, but what are you gonna do?

“Shit on a Kringle.” I missed that. plus 1.

So quiet today. What gives?

@mellbell: I’m lonely. But then I have always been. What was the Vonnegut book with someone who runs for office with a slogan “Lonely No More?”

@mellbell:
A turkey hangover?

@mellbell: I refused to do any work over the four day weekend and now am paying the price.

@mellbell: The overlords are caught up in Hillary Fever?

Paris Palin. I just made that up. Three months too late. Did anyone ever come up with that one? Now I am gonna have to live in that Seinfeldf episode where George is waiting for an opportunity to use his line. Damn. I hate Seinfeld.

@mellbell: Lingering trypto-whatever, I guess — I have a tip from RML that’s ideally suited for Bloggy or FCS, but I can’t rouse either of them. Might have to work it up myself, although I’m not the best writer for it.

@nojo: Oh I hope it has something to do with our Comforter in Chief, because the transcript of that interview could keep the lot of you at the keyboard for weeks.

@nojo: Just post a brief reference to it here, as a comment right here, Bloggy will pick it up and post it within a half hour, trust me.

@mellbell: Working, dammit.

Defendant’s first appearance in death of my cousin Willie Tenorio: $250k cash or property bond, remain in Santa Fe County, electronic monitoring, etc. His family has enough property for him to get out at some point, however, pending his preliminary hearing on felony charges or presentation to the grand jury. If it were my case, I’d go for the grand jury so as to avoid any pesky evidentiary objections from the *cough* “alleged” killer. My law school buddy/bass player in law school band appeared on behalf of the State of New Mexico. Small world out here.

@redmanlaw: Glad to hear he won’t be going too far anytime soon. Did the court order him to also surrender his passport?

@SanFranLefty: Yup, and he got the e-monitoring, don’t go no where, don’t talk to nobody conditions plus the “sober-meter.” The arrogant fuck and his mouthpiece tried to say that dude should be permitted to travel to see his daughter down in Albuquerque and to do some work on his contracts with the state. I should have give the defense a pitch pipe to commorate their tone-deaf presentation today. The local ABQ stations (KOB, KOAT, KGGM) may have yesterday’s statement delivered by my cousin’s daughter.

@redmanlaw: I was withholding judgment till all the facts were in. No excuse, just drunk blazing through downtown? Thats harsh bail conditions, the kind we see around here only for a serious flight risk. Attempting to flee the scene is a flight risk factor, so is wealth, or are your courts harsher on these matters?

@Promnight: Well, an’ (allegedly) killin’ someone. Vehicular homicide w/DWI will get you $250k bond pretty much routinely here in New Mexico. The outliers are $25 k for a dead Navajo in racist-ass San Juan County, and $500 k where a Hispanic guy kilt a green-livin newcomer white woman (stupidly) riding her bike in a narrow road with no shoulders who lived in the affluent east side foothills of Santa Fe and worked at some hoity toity institute. Dude had no high priced representation, was petty much caught in the act, and did take responsibility for what he did. He’s now serving 12 years, which is generally cut in half as “good time” if you don’t kill someone in the joint.