Sorry for the fucking ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pyorz7iIwA
If, like us, the thought has crossed your mind lately that politics is worse than listening to turtles fuck, now’s your opportunity to test the comparison.
Our guest columnist was recommended to us by NRO’s Kathryn Jean Lopez.
Are you infinitely thankful to God for having given us such a wonderful, wise and benevolent pope in Benedict XVI.?
Do you sincerely hope that the Church will be granted a worthy successor: a rock of faith, a leader open to the Holy Spirit, a pope prayerful and holy?
Passing references to Wilde and Shaw bring to mind what may be our favorite Python sketch ever, besides the usual suspects. We first heard this on the “Matching Tie & Handkerchief” album years before we saw it, and the album version is far superior — mainly because the room explodes with raucous laughter after each bon mot, and takes forever to subside. But this particular video version is not without its peculiar charms. Those responsible have been sacked.
Power out? No problem. twitter.com/Oreo/status/29…
— Oreo Cookie (@Oreo) February 4, 2013
Dead Paul Harvey is one thing, but by general acclamation Oreos won the night.
She’s lucky that’s all he did to the car:
A good detailer could probably take care of that … in 9-12 months or so ….
Well, what do you think it equals?
A 69-year-old war veteran and former missionary was arrested over the weekend on the suspicion of killing a 22-year-old Cuban immigrant who mistakenly arrived in his driveway because of faulty GPS directions.
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Friends who were in the car with Diaz told WSB-TV that they were trying to pick up a friend on the way to ice skating on Saturday but their GPS directed them to the wrong address. The friends said that they waited in the driveway for a few minutes before Sailors emerged from the house and fired a gun into the air.
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NOJO • An Earworm for Elon Ten Speaker ballots. Free coffee!
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NOJO • An Earworm for Elon @¡Andrew!: No specifics, but in general, I don’t see why this doesn’t go into next week. No…