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Our guest columnist appears to have been celebrating Colorado’s legalization of marijuana.

On 7NEWS at 5 p.m. on Monday, the station reported on ex-CIA director David Petraeus’ relationship with his biographer, Paula Broadwell.

Broadwell earned a master’s degree at the University of Denver and had given a speech at an alumni event several weeks ago that may have provided insight into the early stages of their relationship.

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The headline:

Applebee’s CEO Threatens To Fire Employees And Freeze Hiring Because Of Obamacare

The lede:

Zane Tankel, the CEO of Applebee’s New York Franchise, Apple-Metro, is so dedicated to not spending money on his employees that he’s refusing to hire anyone new. Why? Because he might have to provide them health care.

Easy on the eggs, gang.

Title: “All In: The Education of General David Petraeus”

Authors: Paula Broadwell and Vernon Loeb

Rank: 80

Blurb: “Afforded extensive access by General Petraeus…”

Review: “You find out that David Petraeus can run at youthful speeds for miles, but he doesn’t seem to ever breathe hard, sweat or get a sore tendon.”

Customers Also Bought: “In The Company Of Heroes” by Michael J. Durant and Steven Hartov

Footnote: “4 days in the top 100”.

All In [Amazon]

Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon Kickback Link]

“But the business of America is business, as Calvin Coolidge said long ago in an alternative universe…” [Mark Steyn/NRO]

I have no respect for Obama Voters.You traded freedom for a free phone, a joint for a job, and a baby for sluttiness.

— Victoria Jackson (@vicjackshow) November 10, 2012

Our guest columnist is not necessarily the husband of David Petraeus biographer/squeeze Paula Broadwell.

My wife is having an affair with a government executive. His role is to manage a project whose progress is seen worldwide as a demonstration of American leadership. (This might seem hyperbolic, but it is not an exaggeration.)

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