Title: “In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome!”
Author: Ann Coulter
Rank: 100
Quote: “There’s nothing Trump can do that won’t be forgiven. Except change his immigration policies.”
Published: Tuesday
Time Trump Changed His Immigration Policies: Tuesday night
Sample Tuesday Night Ann Coulter Tweet: “Well, if it’s ‘hard,’ then nevermind. Trump: ‘… to take a person who’s been here for 15 or 20 years ….It’s a very, very hard thing.'”
Customers Also Bought: Lies, lies, lies.
Title: “I Dare You: 30 Sealed Seductions”
Author: Susie Bright
Rank: 50
Blurb: “From sexpert Susie Bright, this luxe box contains 30 seductive prompts and dares, each sealed in an envelope ready for the taking. Select an envelope, tear it open, and read the card aloud to discover what comes next.”
Review: “Don’t forget the mop!”
Title: “The Collapse of Parenting: How We Hurt Our Kids When We Treat Them Like Grown-Ups”
Author: Leonard Sax
Rank: 88
Blurb: “Many parents are afraid of seeming too dictatorial, and end up abdicating their authority rather than taking a stand with their own children. If kids refuse to eat anything green and demand pizza instead, some parents give in, inadvertently raising children who are more likely to become obese. If children are given smartphones and allowed to spend the bulk of their free time texting, playing video games, and surfing the Internet, they become increasingly reliant on peers and the media for guidance on how to live, rather than looking to their parents.”
Blurb from One of Our Nation’s Foremost Compulsive Gamblers: “The family unit is in unprecedented decline and under assault from a wide variety of cultural forces.” —Bill Bennett
Titles/Ranks:
Title: “13 Hours: The Inside Account of What Really Happened In Benghazi”
Author: Mitchell Zuckoff
Rank: 45 (“#1 Best Seller in African History”)
Blurb: “A team of six American security operators fought to repel the attackers and protect the Americans stationed there… This is their personal account, never before told, of what happened during the thirteen hours of that now-infamous attack.”
Review: “Hopefully, an ‘updated’ version is printed after Hillary goes to federal prison.”
Customers Also Bought: “Glock Reference Guide”
Footnote: Glad to see we’re all on the same page! We’ll get to your show-trial of Hillary as soon as we’re done prosecuting the politicians who ignored the Bin Laden memo and ginned up a baseless war in Iraq.
Title: “Big Magic: Creative Living Beyond Fear”
Author: Elizabeth Gilbert
Rank: 59
Blurb: “From the worldwide bestselling author of Eat Pray Love: the path to the vibrant, fulfilling life you’ve dreamed of.”
Review: “YES YES YES YES YES!”
Review That Doesn’t Sound Like Meg Ryan Faking It: “If you’ve read a lot already, you’ll know that there isn’t necessarily anything ‘new’ here on the subject but rather, as always, some clever packaging and a unique POV.”
Customers Also Bought: Amazingly, only one book by Oprah.
Footnote: After years of seeing these kinds of books in the Amazon bestseller list, it’s clear the America is as gendered as ever: Chick Books celebrate your Inner Nurturer, while Dude Books release your Inner Warrior. But to the point: There’s nothing you can do about creativity except surrender to it.
Title: “Better Than Before: What I Learned About Making and Breaking Habits — to Sleep More, Quit Sugar, Procrastinate Less, and Generally Build a Happier Life”
Author: Gretchen Rubin
Rank: 98
Blurb: “Rubin uses herself as guinea pig, tests her theories on family and friends, and answers readers’ most pressing questions — oddly, questions that other writers and researchers tend to ignore.”
Review: “I know way more about Gretchen’s life, thoughts, and feelings than I want to.”
Customers Also Bought: “The Happiness Project: Or, Why I Spent a Year Trying to Sing in the Morning, Clean My Closets, Fight Right, Read Aristotle, and Generally Have More Fun” by Gretchen Rubin, and “Happier at Home: Kiss More, Jump More, Abandon Self-Control, and My Other Experiments in Everyday Life” by Gretchen Rubin
Footnote: Gretchen Rubin doesn’t need a vacuum to suck all the air out of a room.
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