Colour My Curses

Your fucking keywords are no good here.Titles/Ranks:

  • “Adult Coloring Books: Swear Word Coloring Books” (#1)
  • “The Sweary Coloring Book for Adults (Swear Word Coloring Book)” (#2)
  • “Swear Word Adult Coloring Book: 30 Stress Relief Words to Color” (#5)
  • “Swear word coloring book: Relaxation Series : Coloring Books For Adults, coloring books for adults relaxation, coloring book for grown ups, COLORAMA Coloring Book (Volume 2)” (#9)
  • “Swear Word Adult Coloring Book: Hilarious Sweary Coloring book For Fun and Stress Relieve” (#21)
  • “Swear Word Coloring Book #2: An Adult Coloring Book of 40 Hilarious, Rude and Funny Swearing and Cursing Designs” (#43)
  • “Swear Word Coloring Book: The Joy of Sweary Curse Words for Adults” (#46)
  • “Swear word coloring book: Relaxation Series : Coloring Books For Adults, coloring books for adults relaxation, coloring book for grown ups, COLORAMA Coloring Book (Volume 1)” (#53)
  • “Sweary Coloring Book: Swear Words Coloring Book with Swearing” (#54)

Publisher: “CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform” (all but first)

Earliest Publication Date: December 25

Latest Publication Date: January 20

Biggest Loser in the Swear Word Coloring Book Gold Rush: “Swear Adult Coloring Book: Thinking of You”, published December 9 (#3847)

Best Hit in Amazon Search for “Swear Word Coloring Book”: “Inspiring Words: 30 Verses from the Bible You Can Color”

Best Blurb…

What’s Inside

  • Moron
  • Bitch
  • Cocklump
  • Bastard
  • Asshole
  • Bullshit
  • Cum Dumpster
  • Shitfaced
  • Fuckwit
  • Cuntface
  • Fuck!
  • Dumbcunt
  • Fucking
  • Motherfucker

Best Review: “Not exactly what I was looking for.”

Customers Also Bought: “Sargent Art 22-7251 Colored Pencils, Pack of 50, Assorted Colors”

Footnote: Sorry, self-publishing opportunists, Amazon’s full. Might we interest you in ribald needlepoints on Etsy?

7 comments:

10:38 am • Sunday • January 24, 2016

Linque?

3:45 pm • Sunday • January 24, 2016

Fuck all of this shit.

6:15 pm • Sunday • January 24, 2016

@nojo: Thanks for this public service.

9:50 pm • Sunday • January 24, 2016

What about “Eating Paste For Adults”?

11:38 am • Monday • January 25, 2016

One thing I thought about recently: The old LGBT bookstore here in ATL, Outwrite, stocked the Cunt Coloring Book (this would be actual drawings of genitalia and not the word “cunt”) for years, from the late 1990s until the store’s closure, before adult coloring books became widely popular.

12:29 am • Tuesday • January 26, 2016

Oh dear, somebody’s getting into a late-night Twitter fight with Pareene. Shows the limits of my cynicism.

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