Colour My Curses
Titles/Ranks:
- “Adult Coloring Books: Swear Word Coloring Books” (#1)
- “The Sweary Coloring Book for Adults (Swear Word Coloring Book)” (#2)
- “Swear Word Adult Coloring Book: 30 Stress Relief Words to Color” (#5)
- “Swear word coloring book: Relaxation Series : Coloring Books For Adults, coloring books for adults relaxation, coloring book for grown ups, COLORAMA Coloring Book (Volume 2)” (#9)
- “Swear Word Adult Coloring Book: Hilarious Sweary Coloring book For Fun and Stress Relieve” (#21)
- “Swear Word Coloring Book #2: An Adult Coloring Book of 40 Hilarious, Rude and Funny Swearing and Cursing Designs” (#43)
- “Swear Word Coloring Book: The Joy of Sweary Curse Words for Adults” (#46)
- “Swear word coloring book: Relaxation Series : Coloring Books For Adults, coloring books for adults relaxation, coloring book for grown ups, COLORAMA Coloring Book (Volume 1)” (#53)
- “Sweary Coloring Book: Swear Words Coloring Book with Swearing” (#54)
Publisher: “CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform” (all but first)
Earliest Publication Date: December 25
Latest Publication Date: January 20
Biggest Loser in the Swear Word Coloring Book Gold Rush: “Swear Adult Coloring Book: Thinking of You”, published December 9 (#3847)
Best Hit in Amazon Search for “Swear Word Coloring Book”: “Inspiring Words: 30 Verses from the Bible You Can Color”
Best Blurb…
What’s Inside
- Moron
- Bitch
- Cocklump
- Bastard
- Asshole
- Bullshit
- Cum Dumpster
- Shitfaced
- Fuckwit
- Cuntface
- Fuck!
- Dumbcunt
- Fucking
- Motherfucker
Best Review: “Not exactly what I was looking for.”
Customers Also Bought: “Sargent Art 22-7251 Colored Pencils, Pack of 50, Assorted Colors”
Footnote: Sorry, self-publishing opportunists, Amazon’s full. Might we interest you in ribald needlepoints on Etsy?
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: I found them unreadable in bulk, but here they are…
Adult Coloring Books: Swear Word Coloring Books
The Sweary Coloring Book for Adults (Swear Word Coloring Book)
Swear Word Adult Coloring Book: 30 Stress Relief Words to Color
Swear Word Adult Coloring Book: Hilarious Sweary Coloring book For Fun and Stress Relieve
Swear Word Coloring Book: The Joy of Sweary Curse Words for Adults
Sweary Coloring Book: Swear Words Coloring Book with Swearing
Fuck all of this shit.
@nojo: Thanks for this public service.
What about “Eating Paste For Adults”?
One thing I thought about recently: The old LGBT bookstore here in ATL, Outwrite, stocked the Cunt Coloring Book (this would be actual drawings of genitalia and not the word “cunt”) for years, from the late 1990s until the store’s closure, before adult coloring books became widely popular.
Oh dear, somebody’s getting into a late-night Twitter fight with Pareene. Shows the limits of my cynicism.
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