Careful What You Wish For
Title: “I Dare You: 30 Sealed Seductions”
Author: Susie Bright
Blurb: “From sexpert Susie Bright, this luxe box contains 30 seductive prompts and dares, each sealed in an envelope ready for the taking. Select an envelope, tear it open, and read the card aloud to discover what comes next.”
Review: “Don’t forget the mop!”
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Footnote: Not to ruin the moment, but Ted Cruz really did say “Love Member” at the debate.