Careful What You Wish For
Title: “I Dare You: 30 Sealed Seductions”
Author: Susie Bright
Rank: 50
Blurb: “From sexpert Susie Bright, this luxe box contains 30 seductive prompts and dares, each sealed in an envelope ready for the taking. Select an envelope, tear it open, and read the card aloud to discover what comes next.”
Review: “Don’t forget the mop!”
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Footnote: Not to ruin the moment, but Ted Cruz really did say “Love Member” at the debate.
I Dare You [Amazon]
At 11 years in, we are so beyond this stuff. I think watching it on the internet and pointing and laughing would be the extent of it.
What’s our take on the Super Bowl? I haven’t been paying much attention this year.
@Dodgerblue: I’m being held hostage in Denver, so no comment.
One thing for certain, this is nightmare fuel for any kid who finds this in their parents bedroom.
@Dodgerblue:
Hey! I haven’t been following due to apathy and work. Different reasons than you. How you been?
Superbowl Sunday shopping is the BEST. No traffic, no lines, and it’s all gay men and single ladies.
@¡Andrew!: I once hit a department store on SB Sunday that was so empty I feared zombies.
@¡Andrew!: Fairway was MOBBED I tell you … I just wanted an onion and some grapefruit juice. Barely escaped with my life.
The Broncos parade drew a million people to downtown Denver today, which you would know if you tried to drive through it.
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