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3:30 pm • Saturday • November 10, 2012

Fun fact: The Ex got alimony.

3:34 pm • Saturday • November 10, 2012

So when does she move to Somali?

3:37 pm • Saturday • November 10, 2012

And the clinically-insane Allen West goes down in defeat.

3:41 pm • Saturday • November 10, 2012

AP also finally called Florida blue today, although others called it previously.

I forget all the voter-suppression states — Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania come to mind — but it would seem that tactic was a failure all around.

This time, anyway. Vigilance.

4:09 pm • Saturday • November 10, 2012

@nojo: Yeah, this election disabused me of the notion that there’s a switch they can flip somewhere and the RepubliKKKan wins…

…unless that’s exactly what they want us to think, and they let Obama win for a reason (cue the Twilight Zone theme).

4:12 pm • Saturday • November 10, 2012

@¡Andrew!:
The problem is that for the conspiracy to work you need to have so many people involved. Someone will blab.

After what we’ve seen, I would discount that.

4:26 pm • Saturday • November 10, 2012

@¡Andrew!: Obama had to win so he could take away our guns and the NRA would be proved right.

5:13 pm • Saturday • November 10, 2012

I’m getting really tired of the “Obama phone” meme among the wingnuts. That shit was started under W, and is the successor of low-income phone line access started under St. Ronnie of Raygun in the ’80s after the breakup of Ma Bell.

5:24 pm • Saturday • November 10, 2012

@rptrcub: As long as they don’t drag us down with their willful self-delusions, I’m all for ’em.

5:36 pm • Saturday • November 10, 2012

TJ/ Speaking of schadenfreude, I think the best Bon Mot I’ve seen after the election so far came in a comment at Unskewed Polls, where, as you remember, the “pollster” hinted broadly just prior to the election that Nate Silver was (gasp!) a homosexual and therefore not to be trusted.

The comment has been taken down, so I’m quoting from memory, but it went something like this:

Subject: Do you know how I know Nate Silver is gay?

Comment: Because he spent all day Tuesday fucking you in the ass.

Ah, pure genius is both rare and beautiful, isn’t it?

5:40 pm • Saturday • November 10, 2012

@nojo: I guess I should let them keep a hold of their sochulist squiggly light bulb fascism (again, bill signed by W) delusions, then.

@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: Made of pure awesome.

5:45 pm • Saturday • November 10, 2012

@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: I love language.

ADD: Also, the “Drunk Nate Silver” meme is a wonderful response to Chuck Norris.

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