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Saturday’s Loser: Dodgerblue. |
There’s a scene in All the President’s Men that a few folks like us were reminded of Friday night. It’s October 1972, before the election, and Woodward & Bernstein publish a major scoop: Nixon campaign treasurer Hugh Sloan has testified to a grand jury that Chief of Staff H.R. Haldeman controls the campaign’s illegal slush fund.
And just as they break out the champagne in the Washington Post newsroom, all hell breaks loose.
Martian invasion fleet greeted as liberators: 10:1
NYT Needle declared health risk: 3:1
Thanksgiving upgraded to contact sport: Even
Father of All Bombs
The guidance system was left disabled during manufacture, resulting in an unpredictable weapon that careens wildly, as likely to destroy allies as enemies.
Daughter of All Bombs
Initially advertised as a defensive weapon, in its first deployment promoters were surprised to discover that it possesses the destructive force of fifty-nine Tomahawks.
Son of All Bombs
Notable for the distinctive noise it makes on impact, its rated power has been shown to be vastly overestimated, and its use limited to defenseless opponents and brush-clearing.
Product: “Playmobil Police Carrying Case Playset”
Blurb: “The miniature worlds of Playmobil encourage children to explore and learn while having fun.”
Rank: 15,946 in Toys & Games
Review: “I use playmobil toys for play therapy when I counsel grade school children.”
Customers Also Bought: “Playmobil Tactical Unit Helicopter”
Footnote: Playmobil is based in Germany.
Plastic ’em up: Playmobil set re-enacting a bank robbery goes on sale at Toys R Us [Daily Mail]
Our guest columnist appears to have been celebrating Colorado’s legalization of marijuana.
On 7NEWS at 5 p.m. on Monday, the station reported on ex-CIA director David Petraeus’ relationship with his biographer, Paula Broadwell.
Broadwell earned a master’s degree at the University of Denver and had given a speech at an alumni event several weeks ago that may have provided insight into the early stages of their relationship.
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