High-Capacity Toy Magazine Not Included
Product: “Playmobil Police Carrying Case Playset”
Blurb: “The miniature worlds of Playmobil encourage children to explore and learn while having fun.”
Rank: 15,946 in Toys & Games
Review: “I use playmobil toys for play therapy when I counsel grade school children.”
Customers Also Bought: “Playmobil Tactical Unit Helicopter”
Footnote: Playmobil is based in Germany.
Playmobil Police Carrying Case Playset [Amazon]
Plastic ’em up: Playmobil set re-enacting a bank robbery goes on sale at Toys R Us [Daily Mail]
Playmobil is based in Germany.
I was wondering why Euros are spilling outta that briefcase. Of course the theif would want to steal currency that actually has value, unlike our fugly Americanos.
I raise you a 1,000 Euros.
OT: this weekend we’re going to see the UWS solar-powered trashcan.
Customers Also Bought: “Playmobil Tactical Unit Helicopter”
you cant make this shit up
also, I notice they are based in germany. the country that makes us redo our video games so they are less violent than every where else in the world.
Now that I think about it, the NRA should demand that McDonald’s arm the Hamburglar. We need more realism in our fast-food ads.
@nojo: Jack from the Box totally needs a Smith & Wesson to use on the stoners who pass out in the drive through lane after ordering 99 tacos.
@nojo: Grimace needs a tactical assault shotgun for protection. So what if he’s a few fries short of a happy meal?
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