
Alleged Insatiable Schlong Gobbler Andre Bauer Hates the Adulterous Governor Mark Sanford Because He Knows the Heart and Soul of the GOP is Gay-Bashing Closeted Gays - Like Him!
Legendary Closeted Gay Outer Michael Rogers is going on record and on radio today to testify that Andre Bauer, Lt Governor of South Carolina, home of Gov. Mark “Poontango” Sanford is a schlong gobbler of legend among his colleagues, staffers and gobblees, wantonly chugging down man meat with the kind of religious zeal usually reserved for license plates in his state.
What a hoot! What a home run for the party of family values! While Sanford was running around pestorking the bejesus out of a TV reporter in Buenos Aires, Bauer was hurling the hate at the gays and, at the same time, inhaling all the schlong he could get his hands on, according to Rogers’ Blogactive site. Rogers is also taking his findings onto satellite radio this afternoon in interview on the Michaelangelo Signorile program – from 2-6 on Sirius.


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