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TRUMPLIGULA! Enraged That Democrats Defied HIM!, THE! PLENIPOTENTIARY! and Refused To Shoot The Poor and Sick and Themselves In the Face and Repeal Obamacare and Replace It With Tax-Advantaged Firing Squads!

How can the Democrats live with themselves and call themselves AMERICA!ns after refusing to hunt down the sick, the infirm, the aged and stuff Gatling guns in their guts, firing and shouting praises to FREE!dom as their intestines fly out their backs in the name of shareholder value, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended?

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SEE THAT HOLE!?! SEE THAT?!! RATS USED TO COME OUT OF THERE! NOW IT’S GUSHING BARPHING CATS!

TRUMP IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND AN EMBARRASSMENT TO HUMANITY!

DUCKY! DUCKY! Do you see that hole, DUCKY! DUCKY! ? RATS! used to come out of there!

Politico reports this week that even apocalypse-baiting Republican stalwarts are admitting that TRUMPLIGULA! is completely BATSHIT! crazy and ready to be sedated with horse tranquilizers and readied to face indictment for treason.

A multi-sourced investigation by Politico on TRUMPLIGULA!’s obvious face-biting insanity found, “These are Republicans close to Trump who claimed that the President Of The United States is paranoid, delusional, and believes that Obama wiretapped him. Wallace’s comments on MSNBC were a statement that the President might be mentally ill.

Before anyone asks, the constitutional standard for the removal of a president contains no discussion of mental fitness. It would be difficult to nearly impossible to remove Trump from office due to mental illness. It would have to be demonstrated that Trump is physically unable to perform the job of president.”

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NO ONE’S CAT CAN STOP BARPHING!
Precedent FUCKFACE! von CLOWNSTICK! on TV Now! Hide Your Cats!

TRUMP CAMPAIGN STATE CHAIR ARRESTED WHILE PREPARING TO MAGA-MIZE A LITTLE BOY IN THE ASS AT A SUPER 8 MOTEL!

http://www.koco.com/article/oklahoma-democratic-party-chair-calls-for-sen-ralph-shortey-to-suspend-himself/9133163?ref=patrick.netOklahoma state Sen. Ralph Shortey, GOP ICON! and TRUMPLIGULA!’s OK state campaign chair is facing numerous charges after he was arrested in a Super 8 Motel room preparing to DO! THE! MAGA! on the asshole of a little boy, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.

According to KOCO reporter Bret Buganski‏, police are recommending the Republican lawmaker be charged with soliciting prostitution of a minor, prostitution within 1,000 feet of church and transporting purpose of prostitution.

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KREMLIN CHEW TOY Pays 4% Tax Rate On Income in 2005!, ASSHOLES!

The Daily Beast reports today: “The documents show Trump and his wife Melania paying $5.3 million in regular federal income tax—a rate of less than 4% However, the Trumps paid an additional $31 million in the “alternative minimum tax,” or AMT. Trump has previously called for the elimination of this tax.”

That’s right, ASSHOLES! without tax lawyers, Precedent FUCKFACE! von CLOWNSTICK! pays a 15-20 per cent lower tax rate than you do because he really cares about you and all the toothless meth freaks that wear his Chinese slave-shop hats and voted for his sick and twisted administration to dream up new and horrific schemes to rape them and AMERICA! bloody.

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Insane Tiny-Headed Melissa McCarthy Impersonator and White House Goblin Sean Spicer Now Claims: TRUMPLIGULA! Didn’t Mean Wiretapping When he Tweeted About Wiretapping


CNN reported today that insane tiny-headed Melissa McCarthy impersonator and White House goblin Sean Spicer is now claiming Kremlin chew toy Trump’s unsubstantiated allegation that President Barack Obama wiretapped his phones in Trump Tower during the 2016 election is not really an allegation that President Barack Obama wiretapped his phones in Trump Tower during the 2016 election.

Everyone in the fucking universe misunderstood the Kremlin chew toy because he is so difficult to understand with Vladimir Putin’s dick in his mouth.

Insane tiny-headed Melissa McCarthy impersonator and White House goblin Sean Spicer said Trump wasn’t referring to wiretapping when he tweeted about wiretapping.

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Kremlin Chew Toy and Disgraced Trumpfuck Mike Flynn Exposed as Turkish Operative in Employ of Radical Islamist Government

Flynn says: "So, like, what is the big deal with an 'OFFICIAL' Ayatollah in Istanbul shooting people in the face that don't agree that Sharia is the law of the land? It's good enough for the Saudis and we support their attacks on the US since 9/11, right?"

So, like, what is the big deal with an ‘OFFICIAL’ Ayatollah in Istanbul shooting people in the face that don’t agree that Sharia is the law of the land? It’s good enough for the Saudis and we support their attacks on the US since 9/11, right?

Kremlin Chew Toy Mike Flynn not only gave Russian Ambassador to the USA! Sergey Kislyak his 145th secret diplomatic blow job of the campaign last year to pay for Russian attacks on Hillary Clinton’s campaign, he performed the thrilling act of oral sex while giving Turkish Islamist tyrants a $560,000 handjob, expressed as opinion articles exhorting AMERICA! to support this islamist wackjob shithouse of a government.

The question that this latest revelation suggests is: exactly which twisted government, extremist cult or organized crime ring has not paid off one or all of TRUMPLIGULA!’s operatives?

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