As devoted practitioners of the Raised Eyebrow, we got a good workout Monday night when this headline appeared at WorldNetDaily: “Teen homeschooler jailed under Patriot Act.”
That’s pretty rich, we thought, coming from a website that is deeply concerned about Michael Savage being fingered as a hate-speech terrorist by Britain. Somehow we don’t expect to find an ACLU card in Joseph Farah’s wallet.
But setting aside their angle for the moment, let’s look at the case.

In case you haven’t noticed, the GOP is fixin’ to rebrand itself. The last eight years haven’t worked out so well, and now that first cowpoke W has ridden off into the sunset the Republicans plan to pick themselves up, dust themselves off, and start all over again. So get ready – they’ve formed the 
Christianity Today interviews Joe the Plumber, bringing our prediction of a porn video that much closer:
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