Charlie Crist! Jesus Christ, What An Asshole! Here he is with an another complete piece of GOP shit. Did Charlie gobble McCain's schlong, too? Can he control himself?

Gay-bashing, schlong-gobbling fascist fucktard and GOP governor of Florida Charlie Crist loves to inhale the man-snake and condemn anyone else who is a guy and enjoys the same sport. Everyone knows that.

In fact, everyone knows he was pondering running for Senate specifically to take on the US Marine Band since Laura Bush left town and left the band members unserviced. It is easy to see how this would be a mutually beneficial arrangement as many musicians could park their horns, bells down, on his pin-shaped head while he services them.

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Their descent into madness continues:

Dear American Blacks:

Sometimes — no, actually always — the true friend is the one who tells you what you don’t want to hear. The one who does not indulge you, the one who will neither promise you nor give you candy and other bennies. Instead he tells you to sit down and eat your green beans and spinach — and if you want that nice car, then quit whining, get an education, earn a good job, and earn that nice car.

You know the writer is thinking “rims”.

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Last year around this time, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston did what teenagers have done since the dawn of Man, and will continue to do until Our Mr. Sun bloats us out of existence.

It was the biggest mistake of their lives.

No, not because Levi forgot to wear a little rubber thingy on his John Thomas, although he should have known better. The mistake was one we all share: Inability to see the future.

Who could have guessed, that passionate moment in Spring 2008, that Bristol’s mom would be plucked from obscurity a few months later and immediately begin methodically abusing every minor within her reach?

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She actually answers the questions she is asked.  Vitter is in trouble:

Sounds like the little fuck is inciting his audience to armed revolt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFsZiGHV3b4

He’s kicked it up a notch – trying to out-crazy Beck. When his chickens come home to roost, imagine the denials.

In re Maine (The Way Life Should Be), your friendly neighborhood Freepers have a few things to say about what happened today.  Like, for instance —

Keep pushing libs, you may push us into civil war.

Resolved: that this whiny little bitch should bring it, thereby “putting up” — as opposed to “shutting up.”

(Noted: the same commenter asked, later, “can’t we cede Maine to Nova Scotia?” and steadily progressed downwards from there.  Another has issued the inevitable call to boycott L.L. Bean.  They really are grasping at straws now, aren’t they?)

This is William A. Jacobson. He is an Associate Clinical Professor of Law at Cornell Law School and Director of its Securities Law Clinic. He has his own blog, and he also blogs at one of the most unhinged wingnut sites on the internet – The American Thinker. And he is obsessed with Barack Obama’s choice of … mustard:

NBC’s regular news reported Obama’s order as follows: “”I’m going to have a basic cheddar cheese burger, medium well, with mustard,” Obama said. “Do you have spicy mustard? I’ll take that.”

Actually, the quote was “you got a spicy mustard or something like that, or a Dijon mustard, something like that” (at 0.55 of the unedited video below without [Andrea] Mitchell’s talkover).

Obama ordered his burger with DIJON MUSTARD! Bet he had to seek John Kerry’s counsel on that.

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