Our guest columnists stand united against the citizens of a free republic.

WHEREAS, The primary mission of the Republican Party is to elect Republicans who support the United States Constitution and share our values;

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Justin Bieber spent $1.3 million for a digital receipt of an unremarkable monkey cartoon, and we dunno, seems you could just get one of these for twenty bucks. Plus framing.

We’ve made our peace.

The fight isn’t over — it’ll never be over — but we’re done for this round. We fear what the next round will bring, but since there’s nothing we can do to stop it, and the people in a position to stop it have other priorities, we’ll just have to get along with shit as it is, rather than as it should be.

It’s The Great Resignation. But not the one you’re hearing about.

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Things are not going to get better.

It’s not that the problems are too entrenched, it’s that the people are too stupid. Enough of them, anyway. Enough of them to tip the balance in a system that’s already wildly imbalanced in their favor.

We’ve run out of hope.

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Again, every Facebook page is rife with crazed neonazis shrieking SIEG! HEIL!s with blood gushing from their ears, waving automatic weapons at the sky and describing the murder and dismemberment of everyone to the left of Ghengis Khan and the government is asking if a cross guard wants to meet them on the mall and direct their little parade.

So sad and so predictable. 

Here is Team Trump, getting ready for the anniversary. They are going to kill people. In fact, you’ll notice most of the people in this picture have made an industry of murdering people for entertainment:

What America needs right now is a rational response to insurrection. And that is as simple as arresting Trump, Bannon, Navarro, trying, convicting them and impaling them on the White House lawn. 

Step 2: If the celebrants of J6 show up, send the National Guard early for once and deploy them with flame throwers in preparation of the cannibal barbecue and celebration after the J6 Reunion Celebration.

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/01/03/could-january-6th-happen-again-526167