Blame Canada

‘Canada will never be a safe haven for zombies,’ Foreign Minister John Baird tells House of Commons [National Post, via @pourmecoffee]

Our guest columnist has not been known to cook his rival’s parents into chili.

Correction: January 28, 2013

An earlier version of this column misstated a plot point in “South Park.” While the character Kenny was once killed in every episode, that is no longer the case. The earlier version also misstated the circumstances of his repeated deaths. While he has met his fate in a variety of ways over the years, he was not routinely “ritually sacrificed.”

Fortifying the Empire ‘South Park’ Built [NYT]