Things are not going to get better.

It’s not that the problems are too entrenched, it’s that the people are too stupid. Enough of them, anyway. Enough of them to tip the balance in a system that’s already wildly imbalanced in their favor.

We’ve run out of hope.

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Again, every Facebook page is rife with crazed neonazis shrieking SIEG! HEIL!s with blood gushing from their ears, waving automatic weapons at the sky and describing the murder and dismemberment of everyone to the left of Ghengis Khan and the government is asking if a cross guard wants to meet them on the mall and direct their little parade.

So sad and so predictable. 

Here is Team Trump, getting ready for the anniversary. They are going to kill people. In fact, you’ll notice most of the people in this picture have made an industry of murdering people for entertainment:

What America needs right now is a rational response to insurrection. And that is as simple as arresting Trump, Bannon, Navarro, trying, convicting them and impaling them on the White House lawn. 

Step 2: If the celebrants of J6 show up, send the National Guard early for once and deploy them with flame throwers in preparation of the cannibal barbecue and celebration after the J6 Reunion Celebration.

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/01/03/could-january-6th-happen-again-526167

• Oh, god.
• You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.
• Not that. Anything but that.

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Now that Alex Jones has proven Trump is a traitor, how long before one from the drooling legions of armed Trumpanzis actually takes out the big fat money laundress from Queens?

You know and I know this is the way of all cults, especially those with more guns than teeth!

Just sayin’!

How maga would that be?

We take a fancy to this one, because, well, Oregon, particularly southern Oregon, land of hardy crackpots and survivalists. If, like us, you’re from hippieville Eugene, anything south is another country.

So, Central Point dude, father of four, calls the NORAD Santa hotline—

Wait, NORAD has a Santa hotline?

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First we were gonna write about the Department of Justice pulling out of negotiations to compensate migrant families torn apart by one of our more recent crimes against humanity, and then it was gonna be how Omicron shows the ignorant assholes are winning, and then Manchin comes clean about destroying any hope that remains for doing something about anything, and y’know, fuck it. Just, fuck it. We’re all survivalists now.

Filed for future historians, should they exist, whatever the species.

It all started when someone — we don’t know who, perhaps we should, but Internet celebrities come and go so fast these dying days of the Human Era — posted a comparison between Nancy Reagan and Madonna, holding up the former as a role model, and the latter as someone who copped some moves from Robert Mapplethorpe.

No, wait, that’s us. Madonna published a coffee-table book called Sex that was a succès de scandale, the scandal being that there wasn’t much sex in it. Robert Mapplethorpe went for it, sometimes with a bullwhip.

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