And I thought I cut a wide swathe during law school:

Two more—two more!—Tiger Tails came out this morning. Are you sure you didn’t sleep with Tiger Woods? The Tiger Woods Mistress Dossier has been updated. The full list, after the jump.

1. Rachel Uchitel, The Original. Status: Previously talking. Now quiet.
2. Jamie Grubbs, The Tool Academy Alumni. Status: Talking.
3. Kalika Moquin. The One Who Won’t Rat. Status: Quiet.
4. Jamie Jungers, The Fan’s Fiancee. Status: Talking.
5. Cori Rist. The “Butter” Lover. Status: Quiet.
6. Mindy Lawton. The “Rag Doll” Neighbor. Status: Talking.
7. The Unnamed British TV Host. Status: Unknown.
8. The Unnamed Fourth Vegas Vixen. Status: Unknown.

[via: Gawker]

Are they willfully ignorant?

Main Entry: weath·er
Pronunciation: \ˈwe-thər\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English weder, from Old English; akin to Old High German wetar weather, Old Church Slavic vetrŭ wind
Date: before 12th century

1 : the state of the atmosphere with respect to heat or cold, wetness or dryness, calm or storm, clearness or cloudiness
2 : state or vicissitude of life or fortune
3 : disagreeable atmospheric conditions: as a : rain, storm b : cold air with dampness

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If the Democrats are going to compete with the likes of Vitter, Craig, and Ensign they’re going to have to do better than this:

Sen. Max Baucus (D-MT) did not disclose to the Justice Department anything about his personal relationship with a woman he recommended to be a United States Attorney, according to a Department official involved in the selection of federal prosecutors.

Shades of Paul Wolfowitz.

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Title: “Tiger Traits: 9 Success Secrets You Can Discover From Tiger Woods to Be a Business Champion”

Author: Nate Booth

Rank: 406,315

Blurb: “Tiger Woods’ success in golf (and in life) is not an accident.”

Review: “Nate Booth’s Tiger Traits has a wonderful way of exposing the tiger inside each of us.”

Customers Also Bought: “Training a Tiger: A Father’s Guide to Raising a Winner in Both Golf and Life,” by Earl Woods

Footnote: Tiger Trait #6: “Let Actions Do the Talking.”

Tiger Traits [Amazon]

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HELP! We're being held captive on this stupid bus as happy old folks props! We're human beings, Sarah! Hello?

When you’re a Talibunny, the world is your stage and everyone in it is either supporting cast or a prop.  No one is exempt from their assignment in the Talibunny’s life drama as living valkyrie for an American neofascist movement – not even your parents.

The Dallas Morning News sent out a reporter to cover a Talibunny book signing event in Plano this week and a lot of the usual fuhrerette theatrics were on display.  Non-whites almost completely absent. Reporters were kept away from the Talibunny and not allowed to talk to the Talibunny, except to kneel in an assigned area and beg to sniff a discarded Talibunny undergarment.

Most disheartening, of course, was the sad abuse of the Talibunny’s own parents who were being dragged around the country like all the other props – husband Todd and infant son Trig were in tow on this leg of the Talibunny’s Pay Attention to Me Tour, as well.

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Proposal:

The streets of Juneau, Summer 2007. In the background we see a capitol building, snow-capped mountains, and anything else suggestive of place. A group of ASSISTANTS runs around the stage, calling out for the governor — apparently she’s late for a meeting. As they disperse, SARAH enters, alone.

She’s bored. She’s frustrated. Being governor isn’t fun — not like being a beauty queen. Nobody notices her. Nobody cares. She can do better than that. Much better.

Song: “When Will My Ship Come In?” We learn her past, hear her aspirations, feel her ambition. She knows what she wants. She just doesn’t know how to make it happen.

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We’re not sure this qualifies as news, but…

Researchers were conducting a study comparing the views of men in their 20s who had never been exposed to pornography with regular users.

But their project stumbled at the first hurdle when they failed to find a single man who had not seen it.

“We started our research seeking men in their 20s who had never consumed pornography,” said Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse. “We couldn’t find any.”

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