I Am Tiger Woods

#10: Hide the clubs from the wife.Title: “Tiger Traits: 9 Success Secrets You Can Discover From Tiger Woods to Be a Business Champion”

Author: Nate Booth

Rank: 406,315

Blurb: “Tiger Woods’ success in golf (and in life) is not an accident.”

Review: “Nate Booth’s Tiger Traits has a wonderful way of exposing the tiger inside each of us.”

Customers Also Bought: “Training a Tiger: A Father’s Guide to Raising a Winner in Both Golf and Life,” by Earl Woods

Footnote: Tiger Trait #6: “Let Actions Do the Talking.”

Tiger Traits [Amazon]

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Mistress #4 (!) claims Tiger has a one wood in his pants.


The lesson is that even if you’re a once in a century talented, somewhat intelligent and allegedly well hung young man, is that karma can find you and fuck you up.

@ManchuCandidate: Woods was fond of sleeping with her in numerous locations — from parking lots to the shower to the garage — but the golfer refused to have sex in his bedroom..

Have they no editors?

@ManchuCandidate: Apparently the most remarkable thing about Tiger is that he ever found time to play golf. Creepiest part of that article: citing his love for red lace panties and then revealing that red is his mother’s favorite color. Mind bleach, please!

@ManchuCandidate: I need to apologize for missing a surefire headline: I Am Tiger’s Wood.

@blogenfreude: If he really cared about her, he’d have pestorked her on the roof of a truck trailer in a highway transfer lot.

@Mistress Cynica:

But oddly, none of the women he’s banging looks anything like his mom…

@ManchuCandidate: But they all look alike. He definitely has a “type.” Maybe he should try to convince his wife he mistook the women he was screwing for her–“you’re all so interchangeable!”

@Mistress Cynica: Except the mistresses don’t look like his wife – she’s not pneumatic in the lips and boobs the way they are, and she seems capable of properly and tastefully applying makeup. I see a madonna/whore complex going on.


amen to karma brother…i’m waiting on quite a bit of my own.
you know me…you think ratbastard is off the hook? HAH!

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