In today’s World Cup action, the returning champions Italy – who in my opinion never should have been in the 2006 finals – were sent packing back to Rome after losing to Slovakia by a score of 3-2.
This means we won’t have the smoldering Italians like nekkid Fabio Cannarvo to feast our eyes on anymore.
Nor will we have another hot Italian mess, Daniel DeRossi, who is mercurial in attitude and likes to take his clothes off on the field. And I’m not talking about his jersey, either. And so he’s today’s World Cup Hottie of the Day. I’m not a big fan of straggly facial hair, but it has its place.


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