Cookie Monster announced this week that he would like to host SNL.
Which is a, um, monster inside joke, because the Muppets were on SNL from the very first episode.
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Above: This morning’s headline on the Fox Nation website.
Below: The updated story, after readers took it seriously. Enjoy the comments!
Frustrated Obama Sends Nation Rambling 75,000-Word E-Mail [Fox]
FoxNation.com Reposts Anti-Obama Article From The Onion, Doesn’t Mention It’s A Joke [Mediaite]
Update: Fox gives up, yanks the post. Spoilsports!
We think WorldNetDaily has something personally important to reveal to us, but we can’t for the life of us imagine what.
Are Americans playing around with the end of civilization? [WND]
Our guest columnist spent Thanksgiving roasting a turkey:
My fellow Americans in all 57 states, the time has changed for come. With our country founded more than 20 centuries ago, we have much to celebrate – from the FBI’s 100 days to the reforms that bring greater inefficiencies to our health care system. We know that countries like Europe are willing to stand with us in our fight to halt the rise of privacy, and Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. And let’s face it, everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma and they end up taking up a hospital bed. It costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early, and they got some treatment, and ah, a breathalyzer, or an inhalator. I mean, not a breathalyzer, ah, I don’t know what the term is in Austrian for that…
- Babies make excellent hostages.
- Don’t feel guilty. Other shoppers don’t feel pain.
- Take the oldest car you can. When fighting for the last parking space, the other driver will have more to lose.
Donald (the duck) is in the oven for the first bit of roasting. This was the view of my front door yesterday morning, to remind me to defrost the duckling:
Don’t try this at home … or anywhere:
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Come on dude shut your mouth. Shut your mouth Never like to hear I take bribes Won't you please…
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.