Keith just spent half his opening on the latest Talibunny Tale, but we can’t bear to watch.

• Unindicted war criminals: 1
• Fun brothers: 4
• Documented hummers: 1

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So far, Levi Johnston’s only sin appears to have been failing to wear a rubber sheath over his old feller. But for that brief moment of what we’ll generously presume was bliss, the poor boy has been paying a heavy price, starting with the formal announcement of his cocksmanship by the Republican National Committee.

Levi’s latest consequence for pestorking the Governor’s daughter began Sunday morning, with a column in the local anti-Palin rag insinuating that his electrical apprenticeship — the very apprenticeship applauded by his future Talibunny-in-law only days before — may have been an inside job. And an illegal one at that, seeing how such apprentices typically require a high-school diploma to qualify.

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Back in high school, we came this close to getting caught up in the then-nascent Dungeons & Dragons cult. But something about it — perhaps it was the terminal boredom and encyclopedic rules — thwarted our interest.

Or perhaps it was the sensation of falling-falling-falling we felt when we grasped what a D&D commitment would require of us. Kind of like the sensation we felt last night when we received an alarming! email about “a conspiracy at an awful site plotting to use dirty tricks to undermine Team Sarah.”

OMG: Trolls!

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Biography of India [White House]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxkUE5TtOFQ

We know American commercials suck, but it takes an exquisite advert from overseas to demonstrate just how much. Today’s example hails from the land of Oz, where men are men, women are women, and beavers are cuddly.

No beavers, boobs or bonking: What we hate in ads [Sydney Morning Herald, via CheapBoy]

Title: Sarah Palin 2009 Calendar

Author: JudyPatrick Photography

Rank: #1 in Office Products

Blurb: “This beautiful 13 month calendar offers a close and personal look into the life of the Republican Vice Presidential candidate — including never before seen photographs! A unique addition to any home or office.”

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