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Really, we’re not making a point of dwelling on the gals, but their alarming! emails keep landing in our in-box, and we just can’t help ourselves.

Today’s installment involves David Letterman, who apparently said something very naughty recently. Truth be told, we haven’t paid much attention to Dave since he moved to CBS — no local newscasts across the hall to invade, no chicks in the next building to flirt with. But what he said was so shocking! it made the CBS eye cry, as Team Sarah explains:
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Official Silver Inaugural Medallion	Signed & Numbered Poster	Ceramic Plate
$400	$500	$82
Worth more next year when melted down.	What happens when your brilliant design comes back from the committee.	No animated kitty, no deal.

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Title: Guilty: Liberal “Victims” and Their Assault on America

Author: Ann Coulter

Rank: 12

Blurb: “Ann Coulter calls out liberals for always playing the victim — when in fact, as she sees it, they are the victimizers. In GUILTY, Coulter explodes this myth to reveal that when it comes to bullying, no one outdoes the Left.”

Review: “I find the only people that don’t agree with her are people that are divorced or have killed their own babies!”

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To a Contemporary Bunkshooter

You come along squirting words at us, shaking your fist
and calling us all damn fools so fierce the froth slobbers
over your lips… always blabbing we’re all
going to hell straight off and you know all about it.

Ready to Kill

Ten minutes now I have been looking at this.
I have gone by here before and wondered about it.

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Jack Ryan led a colorful life. No, not Tom Clancy’s hero. And not 7 of 9’s ex, although he was 6 of 9 for Zsa Zsa Gabor.

It’s in that role — this was the 1970s — that he was said to take apart her Rolls and refuse to put it together again. And he probably could have if he wanted to, given that early in his career he was a Raytheon engineer on the Sparrow and Hawk missile projects

Jack tallied five wives himself, although we don’t where Zsa Zsa stands in the line-up. Between wives — we’ll be nice and presume as much — he was “a full-blown Seventies-style swinger” with “a manic need for sexual gratification,” according to a researcher. Recalls one woman he worked with, “Jack once said he loved me being so tall so he could stick his nose in my boobs when he hugged me.”

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Room		Ghost
	Lee Dining Room	The Souls of Lost Pretzels
	Jackson Place Sitting Room	Barney’s victims
	Rear Drawing Room	Jenna’s maidenhood

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