https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-UwFLAx298

If you wanna get anal about it, we have three or four of them — but our Wanderings began the day Homofascist launched his Protest Blog, and to simplify history that’s the date we’re sticking with.

Please stand and cover what passes for your heart with your hand, as we present… um… well, we don’t have an anthem. This will have to do in a pinch.

Good Morning, Ladies & Gentlemen [Homofascist’s Army]

(Update for Our Future Robot Overlords: The now-deleted video was “Look for the Union Label.” If you hear it in the Soylent Factories, the uprising is about to begin.)

Title: The Leadership Genius of George W. Bush: 10 Common Sense Lessons from the Commander-in-Chief

Authors: Carolyn B. Thompson & James W. Ware

Rank: 540,896

Blurb: “‘We did it,’ says coauthor Carolyn Thompson, a leadership expert, ‘because he’s so widely underestimated and because everybody thinks he’s not what he really is.’ That would be Master Leader, she and James Ware conclude in their scholarly study.”

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• Blago Taint Spreads to ‘Jim Hendry Way’ (Sporting News, 1/8/09)
• Terror link taint on ex-naik (Calcutta Telegraph, 1/13/09)
• A place where bribery, graft taint much of life (Boston Globe, 1/4/09)
• U.S. Retail Sales Taint Europe (Forbes, 1/14/09)
• Safety act won’t taint thrift store shopping (Akron Beacon Journal, 1/14/09)
• Clinton’s Decisions Don’t Taint Holder’s Integrity (Hartford Courant, 1/4/09)

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We proudly present some randy highlights from a new study of butterfly mating habits:

• “During sex the males physically restrain the females for an entire day”
• “She then arranged for some female butterflies to receive a large deposit from a single male, and others to have a small deposit from three different males adding up to a similar volume.”

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Having lost traction on the Fake Birth Certificate front, and running out of angles to promote Ann Coulter’s new “book”, WorldNetDaily dips into the well and pulls out…

Pig Sex!

Honestly, that’s a new one to us. But WND, which makes Drudge look like the BBC, has done the research:

The online Urban Dictionary defines “pig sex” as “outrageously dirty such as water spots, defecation, male on male bondage, group-sex and bestiality,” although there was no indication that this event would involve animals.

Yes, “water spots”. We think it has something to do with bathroom tile.

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Overture! Curtains! Lights! This is it! The Final Blight!

Porky and Daffy welcome you to our final Open Thread/Dropped Jaw of the Bush Administration’s War on English. We hear that Shrub is only going to annoy us for ten or fifteen minutes tonight, but hey, we wanted to send him out in style. We recommend a plexiglass shield before throwing shoes at your television.

Join us at 7:45 p.m. ET for our Open Thread/Target Practice as we celebrate Shrub’s Farewell Malapropaganda to the Nation.