The Crying Game

It also appears that Mr. Coulter is still having trouble figuring out where he’s supposed to vote.

Sista needs to get some better hair extensions, because she’s looking like a hot mess on that cover.

Awwwwww.

Pwoooh widdle Manny.

Have we been mean to hwim? Have the fwacts made hwim cwy? I gweuss we hwave.

Or without the baby talk:
Reality sucks, Mann. Suck it up and act like you got a pair. Oh wait, you already do.

I have a confession to make. And I don’t want it to go any further than this. OK? Srsly, people. It doesn’t go any further than here.

When I’m at my local library and I see they have a new book by O’Reilly, Coulter, etc. I hide them. I take them to a part of the library with big books that no one reads – which is practically anywhere – and I hide the offending volume behind the others. So. I’m not destroying the book because that would be wrong. I’m just creating an obstacle.

OK. I feel better now. But I do not want to end up getting 6 months in the slammer like Joe Orton so…

@Benedick: The only thing that worries me about your secretions (sorry) is that someone unable to find the book in the library might go buy one and produce even more income for the author.

When I see a picture of this anorexic twit, I want to snap her like a twig.

@blogenfreude: I can’t help that. But I can stop my tax dollars being used to spread her trash.

BTW. That’s not the only thing I’ve secreted at my library.

I am totally not getting the cocktail dress on the cover. It confuses me.

Some of you may remember this: http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

@Dodgerblue: See now that’s very funny. I had not seen that before. I might just have to print out copies to insert into her books at my library. Might be even better than hiding them.

But for God’s sake, don’t let the FBI see this. I’m telling you now, I will not survive 6 months in Sing-Sing.

That cover pose is begging to be photoshopped into some Dom gear.

A strap-on would be superfluous.

@rptrcub: a hot tranny mess. fixed.
@Benedick: As a librarian, I applaud you for doing what we would like to but cannot. We appreciate your service.

ADD: Isn’t Mann 48 by now?

@Mistress Cynica: December 8, 1961. It’s not my running gag, but I checked Wikipedia beforehand.

New PUMA mess up, along with an NFL thread. Eli threw a fucking pick already.