I did a little research last night, and I believe I have found the prototypical PUMA. Note the barely-concealed rage, the tendency towards conspiracy theories, and the manner of dress:
As for the playoffs: Winners today will be Baltimore and Arizona. Tomorrow: New York and Pittsburgh. I am either going to be right on the money, or spectacularly awfully deeply wrong.
Pregame coverage starts at 3:30 pm EST on CBS. Are you ready for some football?