• Bad dog! Bad! Bad!
• Chadophobia.
• Too fucking stoned.

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Wha-wha-whaaaa?

After resigning as governor in late July, Palin spent most of August in San Diego working with [Lynn] Vincent on the book, “Going Rogue: An American Life.” Rumors swirled about Palin sightings at Vincent’s condo complex in north San Diego County. Palin reportedly was joined here by her family and top aide, Meghan Stapleton.

Fuck. We would have been happy to have coffee with Palin while she was in town, maybe even write a Facebook column for her. But no, she never called. Bitch.

S.D. ghostwriter mum on Sarah Palin memoir [SD Union-Tribune]

It used to be called in loco parentis — the policy of colleges to accept parental responsibility for their students. In which case, Tufts has some really cool parents:

The Office of Residential Life and Learning (ResLife) has added a new stipulation to its guest policy that prohibits any sex act in a dorm room while one’s roommate is present. The stipulation further states that any sexual activity in the room should not interfere with a roommate’s privacy, study habits or sleep.

Note that Tufts isn’t saying you can’t shag on their shags. Just be polite about it, yo.

New rules regulate sexual activity in dormitory rooms [Tufts Daily]

• Gay flavored-dip bans
• Urban chickens
• Cursing edited from “live” broadcasts before they reach your time zone

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Sarah Palin’s new book, Going Rogue, will be published ahead of schedule — 1.5 million copies hitting the streets November 17:

Harper publisher Jonathan Burnham says the former Alaska governor invested herself deeply and passionately in the project.

Ah. File under “Fiction,” then. Or will her Facebook ghostwriter finally be revealed?

Palin finishes memoir, ‘Going Rogue,’ out Nov. 17 [AP]

Of course the billboard was vandalized. By a terrorist who hates our freedom, no doubt.

‘Coming Out’ Billboard Featuring Gay Soldier Destroyed in Memphis [Towleroad, via Sully]

Orly Taitz, last seen being repeatedly whacked by the judge in a birther case where she wouldn’t shut the fuck up, is not done mooning Your Honor. She’s asking to “withdraw as counsel” for her client — who already fired her — in order to rat out said client:

In order to defend herself, the undersigned counsel will have to contest and potentially appeal any sanctions order in her own name alone, separately from the Plaintiff, by offering and divulging what would normally constitute inadmissible and privileged attorney-client communications…

Future Orly clients, consider this your only warning: You’re on notice.

New Filing From Birther Taitz: Case Is Now A ‘Quasi-Criminal Prosecution’ Of Me! [TPM]

Update: Orly severed from Plaintiff; neither severed from responsibility; finking not authorized.