Witless dog David Gregory shouts his offer of oral sex to Gov. Sanford and asks him to observe his eager cavity and his ears that afford ready hand-holds for the schlong gobblee.

Grinning fuckwit and Meet the Press’ battered-wife-in-residence David Gregory is not known for his insights, research or interview technique, preferring to follow the lead of dead fat fuck and former MTP schlong-gobbling MC Tim Russert whose pathetic fawning and reverent interviews of criminal monsters like Dick Cheney were the stuff of legend.

Russert, as pathetic as he was, probably never reached the depths of sycophancy and timorous, prostrate deference that Gregory displayed in emails last month to South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford’s office in the wake of revelations about his wanton pestorkabout in Argentina.

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Hillary and Doug and Hitler, Too!

Psychopathic Jesunazi Douglas Coe, as leader of the dominionist parachurch cult, The Family, is a mentor to all manner of reactionary monsters in the Congress, including the recent crowd of GOP sex maniacs who’ve spooged the headlines with their insane, relentless pursuit of illicit, extra-marital poon-tang – and his most notorious spiritual protege, Hillary ‘Swampsow’ Clinton, the insane, ineffectual Secretary of State and perpetual candidate for everything everywhere.

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Jim Gibbons, right, kisses his wife Dawn, during a news conference in Las Vegas in a pathetic attempt at exhibiting fidelity at a fucking press conference. Asshole.

The Associated Press is reporting that Nevada Gov. Jim Gibbons, famed for a Playboy Playmate pestorkorama that inspired him to divorce his wife, has escaped from the state and is somewhere in an undisclosed location, leaving the sad sack Lt. Gov. to lead Nevada to ruin while he apparently delights in the glories of the poon tang.

Interim press secretary Gail Powell said Thursday the Republican governor was out of the state, and that the Defense Department asked that details of his trip not be made public.

It’s that time of year, apparently, when Jesufascist, family-values GOP governors go pestorkabout and run wild with their mistresses.  Unlike the dog-faced doofus Mark Sanford, however, Gibbons was a legendary pussy hound, reviled by his wife as a wanton, cackling womanizer.

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Twisted Psychopath and former Office of Fuck Me Jesus hack used the Internet to sell teenagers into slavery - inspired no doubt by the GOP's inspirational Faith Based Initiatives program.

A deviant, beady-eyed Ohio-state hack and former chief of the state Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives pleaded guilty yesterday of pimping a 17-year old girl on the Internet, ending his sex life of buying desperate little kids off the streets of cities shattered by GOP kleptocratic governance and bragging about it on the Internet.

Robert McFadden, 46, pleaded guilty to two counts of compelling prostitution, for which fuckface could do up to 10 years, after prosecutors dropped five other prostitution-related charges.

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Tangy teen Talibunny's pose seems to say: "I cant wait until I can grow up to rob Alaska blind and transform the GOP into a laughing stock cult of Jesufascists, KKKers, cackling methheads, skinheads, toothless militiamen and Limbaugh listeners!"

Insane Jesufascist hillbilly Alaska Governor Sarah ‘Talibunny’ Palin is facing her 10,000th ethics complaint by an infallible witness to the truth who claims her collection of per diem payments to stay at home, instead of residing in the governor’s mansion in Juneau or accepting the fact that she is a commuter employee who drives to work at a state office building, is a criminal enterprise amounting to an illegal increase in salary, Stinque.com has learned.

Alaskan civic hero Zane Henning filed his complaint with the state and fired off a blistering, righteous press release this week charging the Talibunny with grasping nickel-dime profiteering at state expense:

“I am charging that the Governor has given herself a raise for personal gain by using the per diem process, which is in direct conflict with Section 39.52.120. (a) of the Alaska Executive Ethics Act,” Henning wrote. “The State of Alaska provides housing in the state’s capital of Juneau for our Governor, so there should be no extra expense if she desires to stay in her own home. More than a thousand state employees commute from the Mat-Su Valley daily and none of them get to pocket free money.”

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Hooo-eee! We was abstaynin' all night long until the hogs came home! Hooo-eee!

White trash Wasilla hockey fuckwit Levi ‘Jethro’ Johnston, son of an alleged drug dealer and father to Talibunny’s first grandchild, Tripp, is getting ready to make America gag with tales of abstinence gone wild, oxycontin-fueled hillbilly madness and the wanton unquenchable lust for power and silk underwear exhibited by the Talibunny and her trained mute, Todd.

Jethro and his hired ape-publicist, ‘Tank’, told New York Magazine this week that they’re working full-time to whore out all the insanely salacious stories about the Palins they can sell. We know what those stories will be about:

• The bestiality,
• the hillbilly aesthetics,
• the peasant criminality,
• the mental disorders,
• the fascist lunacy of the Talibunny,
• the loathing of the McCain campaign staff,
• the Talibunny’s twisted parenting skills,
• the wanton hunger for real clothes
• Most  importantly, the non-stop, barn-shaking pestorking that attends teen-age abstinence:

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