Unholy Government Faith-Based Initiative Mints Yet Another Hack Confessing to Lurid Sex Crimes

Twisted Psychopath and former Office of Fuck Me Jesus hack used the Internet to sell teenagers into slavery - inspired no doubt by the GOP's inspirational Faith Based Initiatives program.

A deviant, beady-eyed Ohio-state hack and former chief of the state Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives pleaded guilty yesterday of pimping a 17-year old girl on the Internet, ending his sex life of buying desperate little kids off the streets of cities shattered by GOP kleptocratic governance and bragging about it on the Internet.

Robert McFadden, 46, pleaded guilty to two counts of compelling prostitution, for which fuckface could do up to 10 years, after prosecutors dropped five other prostitution-related charges.

When this near-child molester was arrested in January, the initial charges included compelling prostitution involving a minor, promoting prostitution and pandering, yes, a career of incredible evil, even for a hack but one so lustfully pursued and with such braggadocio that even the Columbus, Ohio vice cops were able to track down his damp, slimy trail on the Internet.

Fuckface apparently loved to play the child-hooker connoisseur, posting his impressions of prostitutes’ services on Internet discussion forums under such names as, “God O Thunder”, finally getting involved with a website, the principals of which organized a hooker sex raffle that caught the attention of the gendarmes last year.

What drove McFadden to abuse the flesh of trainwrecked human beings for his own wanton lusts? Apparently, like all these other perverts, some mixture of monotheism, fascist politics and psycopathy. McFadden apparently started his career of Jesus-fueled evil as the field director for Catholics in Alliance for the Common Good, yes, the fucking papists.

Then the sick and twisted freak was was hired in February 2007 to head up the Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives, established by the Ohio legislature in 2003 and inspired by the Bush Office of Fuck Me Jesus, one of the most wanton nexuses of boondoggle looting in the history of the Republic.

That gig only lasted some months as, apparently, McFadden was so busy scanning porn and whacking off in his office that he didn’t get anything done and was gently transferred out to the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction.

Finally, the unemployable fuck was laid off and will send the rest of his life, likely, as the bride of neonazi serial killers who will righteously stomp him to death once they tire of shredding his asshole. Die, fuckface, die!

So, Stinquers, how log before McFadden goes like Geoghan? A day? A month? A year?