Has Missing GOP Nevada Governor Gone Pestorkabout With Love of His Life, Too?
The Associated Press is reporting that Nevada Gov. Jim Gibbons, famed for a Playboy Playmate pestorkorama that inspired him to divorce his wife, has escaped from the state and is somewhere in an undisclosed location, leaving the sad sack Lt. Gov. to lead Nevada to ruin while he apparently delights in the glories of the poon tang.
Interim press secretary Gail Powell said Thursday the Republican governor was out of the state, and that the Defense Department asked that details of his trip not be made public.
It’s that time of year, apparently, when Jesufascist, family-values GOP governors go pestorkabout and run wild with their mistresses. Unlike the dog-faced doofus Mark Sanford, however, Gibbons was a legendary pussy hound, reviled by his wife as a wanton, cackling womanizer.
In her response to the Governor filing suit for divorce filed last year, Dawn Gibbons told of his affairs with two women, including a former Playboy magazine playmate who revealed her luscious poon tang to the world before offering it to the married family values governor – and one women whom he send gazzillions of text mails, no doubt detailing the savage and unChristian fornication they would enjoy together.
Staffers are busily planting stories in the press in an effort to place Gibbons on a secret mission to Afghanistan to bolster the spirits of 800 Nevada reservists stationed there who no doubt want to dismember and eat the livers of the GOP fucktards like Gibbons who sent them to their deaths for profit and entertainment while they collect government checks and benefits and pestork Playboy playmates.
So, Stinquers what are the odds this piece of shit will show up on TV in tears about the love of his life? Are those odds better or lower than the odds of him being exposed as having an affair with a camel in Afghanistan? Should Gibbons resign and stay in Afghanistan with his lover?