Artist Rendering of Jonathan Edwards Expressing His True Feelings for Diabolical Space Alien Rielle Hunter

Failed presidential candidate Jonathan “Johnny Mill” Edwards is reportedly ready to confess to siring a child with space alien Rielle Hunter, a creature from outer space who invented a past as a failed actress and seduced Edwards onto her space ship for savage, inter-species pestorking during Edwards’ last campaign for which she posed a ‘documentary maker’.

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Armed Brigades of Lesbian Amazons Will Kill & Eat Disarmed Straight White Guys Under the Obamacare Plan

Sarah “Talibunny” Palin revealed earlier this month that under the new Obamacare plan, her retarded boy, Trig, would be put to death by an Official Obamacare ‘Death Panel’ that would rule on the tot’s value to society before sentencing him to a grisly, humiliating death, likely a thorough clubbing as he is roughly the same size as a baby harp seal, a summary execution delivered at the hands of a gay Afrosupremist Islamofacist Marxist.

“The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s “death panel” so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their “level of productivity in society,” whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil,” the Talibunny wrote on Facebook last week.

Yes, indeed, evil in ways that no other administration since Caligula could imagine. Yet, Stinque.com, has found that summary death sentences to be meted out by the Official Obamacare Death Panel is only the beginning of the odious monstrosities being plotted by the diabolical non-documented Kenyan Obama to eliminate health care in America – and transform this nation into an Islamofascist North American Caliphate.

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Insane white supremacist and seventeenth-ranked cable TV fucktard Lou Dobbs is fast becoming one of the most hated and irrelevant assholes in the mediasphere, increasingly grasping at tactics handled with greater expertise by full-bore psychopaths like failed obscene phone caller and hatecaster Bill O’Reilly and unmedicated Mormon schizophrenic and dry drunk suicide candidate Glenn Beck.

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Stinque.com has sighted a piece of fruit in the beer being sucked down by Cambridge Cop James Crowley at the White House during his photo op with President Obama, Professor Gates and VP Joe Biden, likely making him persona non grata amongst all real Cambridge cops who drink Black Label, warm, in tall cans, to chase down juice glasses of Jameson’s served neat.

The fruit evidence was revealed in this news reel:

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Sgt. Crowley, without his uniform, nursing his fruit-adorned beer appeared subdued, passively sitting while crazy old man and Harvard University lecturer Louis Gates waved his arms and raved on and on, making no move to arrest him or Obama or the clearly shit-faced Biden.

The fruit can be clearly viewed in action between 00:12-00:17 in the video when Crowley lifts and slurps from his glass.

Real beer drinkers can view the horror on this page where the video still-shot clearly shows some kind of fruit, likely lemon or orange.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGRIlxQGni8

Witless dog David Gregory shouts his offer of oral sex to Gov. Sanford and asks him to observe his eager cavity and his ears that afford ready hand-holds for the schlong gobblee.

Grinning fuckwit and Meet the Press’ battered-wife-in-residence David Gregory is not known for his insights, research or interview technique, preferring to follow the lead of dead fat fuck and former MTP schlong-gobbling MC Tim Russert whose pathetic fawning and reverent interviews of criminal monsters like Dick Cheney were the stuff of legend.

Russert, as pathetic as he was, probably never reached the depths of sycophancy and timorous, prostrate deference that Gregory displayed in emails last month to South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford’s office in the wake of revelations about his wanton pestorkabout in Argentina.

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