“No one will face criminal charges for destroying CIA videotapes that depicted interrogation of terrorism detainees during President George W. Bush’s administration, NPR has learned. Two sources close to the investigation say a federal prosecutor has concluded there isn’t enough evidence to bring an indictment. The statute of limitations on criminal law covering the tapes’ November 2005 destruction expired this week, making future prosecution impossible.” [NPR, via TPM]

• Convenience-store car-crash video: 1:2
• Declares himself a shame to his profession, demands own resignation: 100:1
• Launches leveraged buyout of MSNBC: 30:1

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It’s been in the news lately … I just love big expensive mechanical things:

We were going to ignore this, but after a Stinquer tip and seeing it turn into a Twitter meme, we realized we have an editorial responsibility to clue you in:

George W. Bush’s pro-life stance solidified when he was a teenager in Texas — after his mother suffered a devastating miscarriage and showed him the fetus in a jar, the former president said in an extraordinary interview that airs tonight.

“She said to her teenage kid, ‘Here’s the fetus,'” the shockingly candid Bush told NBC’s Matt Lauer, gesturing as if he were holding the jar during the TV chat, a DVD of which The Post exclusively obtained.

Shrub’s Miss Me Yet book tour begins tonight on NBC — now with 100% less Conan!

George W. Bush bares family tragedy that changed him forever [NY Post, via JWMcSame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvgD9HNTMkM

We don’t follow Sport, and even we can’t stand the Nike LeBron commercial. Although the new genre of Self-Involved Advertising Apologies is an interesting postmodern development. Take it away, Cleveland!

[via Kottke]

Her new Bending-Reality Show debuts: “She and husband Todd use their kids as props, even staging a cute little scene in which teenage daughter Willow tries sneaking a boy upstairs — without, notably, any reference to how that scenario turned out for Bristol.” [Variety, via Sully]